Malia Jones

Revolutions are held in the Spring.

Things I read instead of TikTok this AM: bills and resolutions on the house in Senate calendars.
Misunderstand the TikTok audience at your peril.
We are not stupid, misinformed, or children.

Americans will use anything to avoid the metric system

This is real folks

History used to belong to the literate. Now it belongs to those with a VPN and an external hard drive.

So what you’re saying is now I’ll be stockpiling Plan B AND tequila?

Jack Smith plans to release report before Donald Trump is sworn in: CNN Attorney General Merrick Garland is expected to publicly release Special Counsel Jack Smith's final Donald Trump report.

Not quite the Christmas gift we wanted, but I'll take it.
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“We are open to a NATO ally or anyone really with universal healthcare overthrowing our govt at this time. We will help you.”

If they go down … we won’t go down together … because I’m crawling on their head and drowning them to save myself like the rat I am.

Slew of Discredited, Anti-Trans Doctors to Testify In Upcoming SCOTUS Case on Trans Health Care 'U.S. v Skrmetti' will decide whether Tennessee’s ban on gender-affirming care for trans youth violates the Constitution.

“[s]ome children are born in this world to suffer and die.”
-Dr Hruz, an “expert” tapped to testify in anti-trans case before the Supreme Court.

All I want for Christmas is to exchange Citizens United for the Fairness Doctrine. #oligarchalypse

Dropping the case means the information uncovered in the investigation is no longer part of a criminal prosecution & can be made public. We need a conviction in the court of public opinion.

Capitalism + Democracy = Oligarchs

English major & African Diaspora studies brain is glitching on BULLET BALLOTS, “X” the platform, and The Ballot or the Bullet, Malcolm X, and copyright infringement. #blacksky #lawsky #copyrightsky #witchsky

Nah dawg. I made that hot dish. There are no revelations in cream of mushroom soup and tater tots. I want a podcast with the aliens in the ocean.

So … y’all are sweeping extra terrestrials under the rug and doubling down on “we can’t change the system”? I need you to grow an imagination. Where is leather daddy Santa? I have a wish to make.

A government run by billionaires will never be for the people.

They have the same hairstylist.

That’s because this is what Colorado women did in Denver the last time Trump won.

Diddy

Gaetz loses both the job he had AND the one he wanted.
Trump’s cabinet picks are shaping up to be an accidental MAGA sting operation.
By only appointing those unfit for office Trump reverse-engineers his promise to “drain the swamp”.
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Matt Gaetz paid $10k for sex?

Dude, that’s not a scandal—that’s a cry for help.

Voting for Linda McMahon because I’m dying to see her “on the ropes”

To the dolls and kings whose light illuminated our path:
We fight for you because you *existing* opens the road to us.
Gratitude isn’t enough.
We pay you mind.
You paid the tolls.

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The Gays: Leak the emojis attached to the payments!

The gays are judging him on the color of his skin. Homosexuality is found in nature - that skin tone isn’t.

Queers choose our family & this one isn’t invited to Thanksgiving.

Compromise: just release the emojis on Matt Gaetz’s Venmo payments. We’ll take it from there.

Wait, wait, wait - in Cold War checkers is “king me” nuclear war?