Ocean Garbage Ocean

Hey quick tip: you’ll have more success communicating with strangers on here if you’re not a weirdly aggressive and offputting little freak that no one likes

trevor alucard and sypha from netflix castlevania

shoutout to the inventors of bisexuality

Ugh I get so sweaty when I play melee

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

honestly it's insane that we still let people bring up the bible as a source in debates. okay well I don't believe in that and this is the real world

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🌟 DASHCON 3 INFO 😀

- Yes, there will be a ball pit!
- The Superwholock panel has been moved from Saturday to Sunday
- All attendees are forbidden from defaming the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, the Saudi royal family, legal system, government, or any religion, religious figure, or religious practice

not to be a pearl clutching boomer - but this type of escalation in risk from Mr Beast is going to end up with his stupid kid copycats doing the same and killing either themselves or someone they've bullied into taking part

happy cucked day

my partner, Delphine, looking beautiful and round in short overalls with blue hair relaxing on the left with their hands behind their head. Daev looking cozy with green hair & their eyes downcast towards Harry, a white and gray ragdoll cat, looking straight ahead and absolutely desolate

You can really give a mouse a cookie and lose a whole day!!!

"it's a dog eat dog world out there you know?"

"she's got that dog in her"

the puppygirl into vore twirling her hair and breathing heavily:

"mmmf~"

This is incredible

wow tiktok and by extension short form content really bum me out

i went to everything is gonna be okay island and everybody knew u there

yimby this, nimby that. i don’t really care what guys with backyards have to say

Graham Linehan is like when the Animaniacs drive someone insane, but then he has to live the rest of his life like that

sam altman tweet: i never took the dead internet theory that seriously but it seems like there are really a lot of LLM-run twitter accounts now

These guys are simply not smart.

ok but genuinely this might be the single funniest point in human history for a massive solar flare to wipe out all electronics

enshittification definition covered in ads

love to get asked by my boss why i seem unmotivated. i don't know man. you look outside lately?

So sick of these centrist impurity tests. Not everyone can meet your standards of being a huge piece of shit, sometimes you have to just grit your teeth and vote for someone good even if that goes against your principles

I am beset on all sides by evil spirits. sunlight is the best disinfectant

One of the projects I'm working on is currently delayed, so I remain open to contract work. Pay me human money for:

- Game writing and editing
- Narrative design
- Technical, systems, narrative, economy or general game design consulting on a variety of topics
- Un-spaghetti your Ink
- Storylets

*yelling from inside the getting kicked in the nuts factory* it's actually insane that you guys won't come in here

please stop advertising to me forever

Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about