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Took me less than 30 seconds to type that post so you basically are already proving a return on my investment.

"Toothpaste" is an anagram of "Posthaste" and thats why you should go brush your teeth right now.

H # do. Not mak e. Funn of m,y wri. Teing.

Harry Potter fan in 2026: yes the author is a Nazi with ties to Jeffrey Epstein but I don't see any of that when I buy my annual wand at the Wizarding World in Florida

He still thinks he can get the media to rebrand the moment to Will Stancil Presents "The Will Stancil Minneapolis Spectacular" Starring Will Stancil

I was at liberal university on my way to pronouns class when I saw two women discussing "Melania"
They both agreed the movie has made them anti-woke and both of them shouted "we love the Trumps and we only have two genders" and they began glowing and turned into positive Rotten Tomatoes reviews

Wow, it has strange shape and is shaped like rat!

muting all hentai accounts that draw ugly faceless men. get more bisexual, NOW.

One time I had a nap and when I woke up I forgot what day it is so bad that the concept of time disappeared for three confusing, sweaty minutes.

kidz bop nine inch nails be like "i wanna pet you like an animal"

Would you?

I really wish he had any sense of shame but he clearly does not and that is sad

Jeffrey Epstein emailing Peter Thiel: Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. ... Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances.

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

Hed die

The cookie crisp wolf cant even eat his own cereal

1. He is a silly rabbit; he is not allowed to eat them but wants to
2. You are supposed to eat the trix so he can’t get them

It’s all there in the text.

I only trust breakfast cereals whose mascot matches the cereal. Of course a navy captain would sell Captain Crunch. Yeah, a leprechaun shillings for something called Lucky Charms makes sense. Why is a rabbit trying to sell me a fruity cereal? He is not even allowed to eat it. Dubious breakfast.

The thing about trump is he's used to most insults like saying he has small hands or accusing him of wearing a toupee, but I bet if you kept calling him something grade-school like "dopey don" he'd get red-in-the-face mad

tbh the average maga has a brain so boiled by rage they absolutely would kill someone over a shitty parking job if they thought they would face no consequences for it.

Hi Al :)

Can you still get banned for saying "what if his neck just did that"

Everyone was poker facing except Green Dress downwind from the scent of that mud bubble popping out between his greasy cheeks.

I don't post about big strong men playing with my butt anymore because every time I noticed my friends not liking the post it felt like they were being homophobic and I'd rather live in ignorance than have the burden of knowing all my acquaintances are quietly discriminating against me and my butt.

I think it was a little squirt instead of a big spurt cause he doesnt tense up like he's trying to staunch a rectal flow. Like his colon had a wet sneeze, not a full on burst pipe.

I GET SAD AND I DO A SPICY JERK

computer, show me a recipe for steak tartare. Randomize all quantities and send to kitchen to-do printer. Computer, generate a nude Pope Francis. Email to my dad. Subject "Zounds! 👀 New Opportunity For Growth". Add 50 pounds to the nude pope and send him to my mom. Same subject line

Finally, ADH-tea

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.

Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?

Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...

YouTube video by Sam Kington Brass Eye paedophile blasted into space

British space program bungled it once
youtu.be/SRRw1ERj2Gc?...