Der Geisterfresser

Hes got a gun that looks like a big blunderbuss but there's a pipe in it connected directly between the asscheeks of his combat uniform and every time he fires it at Snake it plays fart_with_reverb.wav

He looks like he's wearing a bad wig

A BLACK CAT REALIZES EVERY PATH IT CROSSES IS ITS OWN, THEY EITHER SUCCUMB TO SUPERSTITION OR BECOME THE MASTER OF THEIR OWN DESTINY
MEOW
MEOW IN DEFIANCE OF FATE

YouTube video by kmlkmljkl mummy voice

youtu.be/G8qhrURrQbI?...

Screenshot of meowth in the Pokémon anime in a cave with text saying “if you sleep when it’s feeezing like this you might never wake up again!”

Screenshot of the Pokémon anime showing team rocket with scratch marks on their faces with meowth saying “We have to stay awake no matter what.”

Screenshot of team rocket in the Pokémon anime turning to look at something

Screenshot of jigglypuff looking at Team Rocket from the cave entrance about to use sing to put them to sleep

For 30 bucks you could take quite the luxurious bath

*favowite

my favorite time of year!

A meme that says 'petition to add this button to literally every app right now: Exclude AI meme by @FLScience

Shout this from the fucking rooftops, people!! #fuckAI

If you have Twitch Prime, they're giving away XCOM 2 for free this week. It's a code for GOG.

If you already have XCOM 2, grab the code and give it to someone else who doesn't. It's a super great game and people need happy-making things now.

SHARE THE THINGS.

H-O-T-P-O-TAY-TOE
YOU CAN BAKE MY POTATO

Badgers dig holes too
Im gonna find your burrow

Reminds me of a story my wife told from when she was a preschool teacher. She told a little girl to put on her shoes because it was snowy. The girl refused, went outside, and said, “my feet are cold.” They told her, “that’s consequences.” She threw a fit, yelling, “I don’t like consequences!”

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he'd put on a dress and play a girl bunny

Bugs bunny gives a sultry glance to the viewer, as he reaches to tie his ears with a hairtie; he's wearing a yellow croptop.

i put this on furaffinity in like 2023 but since im thinking about Him again

Okay I'm giving Charlie Cat 2 a listen and this is actually some really good jazz orchestra stuff. Really chill clarinet centric work. Thank you, YouTube glitch.

Youtube I dont think thats the correct thumbnail to embed

Thiessen having a good chuckle about his fired liberal colleagues - some of whom he worked with for 15 years - is a good reminder that token conservatives at mainstream news outlets are/were there to destroy them, not to contribute to them.

YouTube video by The Onion The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

Essentially, yes

"Colonic" - Anus Morissette

Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍

I think half the people on my floor back in my college dorm had this poster in their room

Sitting on a public toilet you thought was clean and one of your cheeks feels something wet

Skye is so right..

A lot aren't fully on board with the fascist project but have no desire to hit the brakes either because they dislike the alternative more

Or "the bastard's ass"