@lighter.bsky.social
Large Typh and part-time Demon Badger. Posting as Typh. (Character is He/Him) Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir) No-good dirty red. WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
The pre-packaged scamwich
11.08.2025 03:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0WHY THE FUCK THIS BATHROOM SMELL LIKE A BURGER KING BREAKFAST MENU
10.08.2025 23:52 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Cosplaying a personality disorder" is such a good way to put it, since everything about them is fake or an affectation of some sort anyway.
10.08.2025 22:05 β π 21 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
10.08.2025 18:30 β π 20270 π 4272 π¬ 410 π 414It says there's no time to save up jizz but then makes it very clear he gets weekends off to do just that
10.08.2025 12:42 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"There's No Time To Save Up Jizz! These Horny As Hell S*********s Purposely Ride The Commuter Bus And Fuck My Brains Out Monday Through Friday" vol. 1
10.08.2025 08:00 β π 61 π 13 π¬ 6 π 2I fucked up the input
10.08.2025 21:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0how could you forget being eaten
10.08.2025 16:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Idk this face says "I spent 10 hours in bed and got 3 hours of sleep, when is my shift going to end"
10.08.2025 10:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm sure Toby Fox is too busy to participate in it this time
10.08.2025 10:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Because of the concert you were all spared my wrath on Typh Day, so now I must bring both my fists down onto the earth and rend the concrete asunder. I will fight a train.
10.08.2025 10:23 β π 24 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0Genius Massage Master Teaches Ultimate Sensual Massage Technique For Middle Aged Men With Limp C*cks.
10.08.2025 07:00 β π 17 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0Andrew Cuomo Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Get Elected Mayor
09.08.2025 18:56 β π 47 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0
I just wanted a dime bag and he had me put this fucking thing on; absolutely ridiculous.
10.08.2025 09:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unlike me, who accidentally rides the commuter bus
10.08.2025 09:17 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's the fun part about ILLBLEED
It's a unique little beast
I wiped my lens, trust me
10.08.2025 01:55 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0BREAKING NEWS: Florida Them "So-Long-Gay-Bowsers" Crocodile Through Bank Vault Wall
09.08.2025 14:45 β π 14 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0Why do possums look so guilty?
The answer is simple. God has already judged them and they know their continued existence is only an act of happenstance.
Dick's First Measure, where they're only rude to you if given a reason to be.
10.08.2025 08:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*Beavis and Butthead style persistent chuckling*
10.08.2025 04:13 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
oh fuck I forgot it was typhlosion day shit fuck uhhh here
10.08.2025 03:45 β π 1209 π 291 π¬ 11 π 0Mr Mouse was also very good.
10.08.2025 03:52 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
10.08.2025 03:45 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The flaming lips kick ass live holy shit
10.08.2025 03:39 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs crazy how Subway got that big when it smells like that.
10.08.2025 01:13 β π 384 π 24 π¬ 28 π 7
Biting privileges revoked
10.08.2025 01:07 β π 72 π 14 π¬ 6 π 0
So I hear it's Typhlosion Day. #Pokes
09.08.2025 22:13 β π 848 π 236 π¬ 7 π 1Very likely
I'm wearing a cult of the lamb shirt so I'm standing out
I put Nargie in wplace :o3 see if you can find him!!
09.08.2025 19:32 β π 284 π 21 π¬ 7 π 0
