Devin

Death metal crass cover with dueling guitar solo

Libs are being positively routed right now. The left should be magnanimous and "call people in" instead of "calling people out". But never stop burning Teslas. That is a mission bestowed upon us from God and only God can give mercy to abomination.

Trump: "we're going to have a recession"

Markets: k.

Republicans: I am bathing in libs' tears as we speak and eating my own shit to pwn them111

Subcommandante Trumpos.

Mi presidenté

DAT ASS

When you can no longer send bombs to Israel and you have to do the hard work of resisting a fascist administration you can always take the easy option and simply die. Masterful, gambit, Democrats

Trump just signed an executive order mandating that Hollywood make a R-rated Star Wars where a white man calls Jaba the Hutt a retard. #ResistFascism

Those ghouls are what got us here.

Could it get more Bluesky than this?

Cough up treinte if you want so see the SAINT, YOU PEASANT.

X - Johnny hit and run Paulene

I expressly remember people telling me that podcasts were for nerds and freaks but fucking jokes on you cause if you have a podcast you can get appointed Deputy Director of the FBI and those mofos iced MLK like it wudn't no thang.

Bro, you cookin.

JFK was 43 when he became president! We don't have to keep electing people in their 70s!

Shoutout to salt, nature’s perfect food

NOICE.

Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico

Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico

What if Exa Dark Sidrael one of Elon Musk's few female children decides to change her sex to sandworm and rule us like a brutal godking but actually its for our own good and leads to a galactic golden age? Ever think of that you fucking woke pussy?

We may need to bring back DEI.

One of the coolest things about Joy Division is how they insisted on wearing business clothing despite the drawbacks. Genius.

Vince Neil and Jeffrey Lee Peirce are evil dopplegangers. Both white-passing latinos. Both leaning heavily into that look but taking wildly different paths. Am i the first to notice?

But sometimes you want your friend to meet all your spooky pals!

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

We need this guy to be our new Tom Brokaw.

Israel's golem.

"Armored Tesla" forecast to win $400 million State Department contract after Trump's election, government document shows The State Department’s procurement forecast, revised as of late December 2024, lists Tesla as the recipient of the largest expected contract, with Marco Rubio’s department planning to buy $400,000,000...

🚨New from @dropsitenews.com: Tesla is forecast to win the largest State Dept contract of 2025 -- $400 million for "Armored Tesla" -- according to procurement documents we reviewed.

(And Elon Musk before you accuse us of doxxing, the docs are public)

www.dropsitenews.com/p/elon-musk-...