🏳️‍🌈Alex🏳️‍🌈

Onya and Lexi’s fight though… can you say destined for top 5 into top 4 lip sync?!? Sksksks

I watched one hair tutorial years ago and the only thing I remember was after the intro the person in the video was like “okay so you’re gonna start with Day 2 hair” and I hear their voice in my head every single time I put my shower cap on when it’s a non-wash day

I’m sorry but if a stranger beats me in a randomly matched internet game they are a bad person using cheap tricks to win and deserve to have a horrible day. If my friends beat me while we’re playing together it’s an amazing and fun learning opportunity

Or to fill out your home gym with tax-exempt reimbursement for workout equipment god bless

Never miss an opportunity to pun

Hmmm I wanna try to beat you with my psychic deck

Anyway last night my friend made a snarky comment about someone he saw me DM’ing on insta and the guy mentioned above restarted the convo on scruff (and immediately asked for ass pics) so I had to get all these thoughts out of my head

After calling me spoiled he then went on to try to talk mess on some of my friends he saw me with that night and made a statement about A-list gays and I asked my roommates and some friends and they were like “yeah they’re the worst” … but whyyyy are they the worst? Give me a REAL reason

Like first of all it was four drinks bought for me at woody’s and one more at missie’s but also sorry that people like me??? Some people, even mutual friends you didn’t know were mutual friends of mine, like to buy drinks for people at gay bars! 🙃

Idk why this became a thread I just can’t stop thinking about this guy I’d chatted with on Scruff earlier and had a good conversation with saying “I don’t fuck with spoiled brats” on Saturday at Missie’s when I tried to shake his hand irl bc he saw three people buy me a drink at woody’s before

“They have all these parties and only invite each other!” I’m sorry since when do you invite strangers into your home for a party? I usually only invite my friends or people I want to be closer friends with, personally. That off-putting person judging me by the bar isn’t on the list

“They ignored me on _____” okay and you’ve responded to every single grindr/scruff message you’ve ever seen? Nobody owes you a response nor do you owe anyone a response

“They’re trying too hard to be an a-list gay or like an influencer” okay… what does that mean? Idc if your psychosexual development was stunted by not coming out until late, this isn’t *actually* high school so leave that baggage at the door ffs and just treat people like people

Like not to sound like a pick-me I just hate when I’m talking to a friend and they’re like “you’re going to ____’s party??” Or “omg you’re friends with ____ ugh they’re the worst” and I’m like “why” and there is almost never a coherent response for why they’re bad.

See the problem with being scared to interact with or blindly hating your city’s “a-list gays™️” is that literally so many of them are popular and seen as attractive because they are genuinely fun and nice people.

I took both my morning and afternoon dose of adderall instead of just taking one around 11am today and managed to fix or make attainable plans to fix my entire life in one day 🙃 crazy how that works

A scene from Community. A shirtless man says "Please, it's Christmas." Shirley is holding a decorative candy cane about to him and says, "It's December 10th."

Happy Tuesday.

Someone’s first message on Tinder was “ openers (options)” uhm is he using AI to chat with me but copied the prompt instead of one of the options

That’s why they invented disco naps!

@himbiologist.bsky.social

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

I am so bad at reaching out to my friends I truly live in my own bubble and then get surprised when we drift apart

I've said this before and I'm gonna say it again and again, I really hate it when people call homophobic Republicans closet cases or secretly gay.

They might be, sure, but the reflexive throwing around of that label causes real harm to the queer community.

1/2

Okay so Skeleton Crew truly is Goonies but make it Star Wars and I’m obsessed

Yessss

Omg go to the Horn-Knee chat rn I need your opinion on something or I’ll text it if that’s better

Joining you rn!

Okay I HAVE A NAME

Post your smash bros mains

My brain is so rotted that every time I see a handsome oomf I start to respond in my head “you’re like a man if a man was hot😍”