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The way Time Stranger handles the last five members of the Olympos XII is so fucking funny dude

GIRLS TRIP!

the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House

Digital artwork of bunnies with fawn pattern

fawn bunny 💘

i've been playing the Diablo 2 remaster and the new Warlock guy and

1) guy...yuck
2) i forgot how fucking slow diablo 2 is

Screenshot from Metal Gear Ghost Babel for the Game Boy Color Sophie: My father was French.

Now that Metal Gear Ghost Babel will be in the next collection, more people get to experience the saddest and most tragic backstory in fiction.

Fashion

I had another dream This one was about the existence of a show on HGTV named Bitch House. The host was a man who appeared to have been a werewolf college student dragged off some Florida beach during spring break, poured into a suit, and shoved in front of a camera. He wore giant sunglasses every episode. There was no explanation. Every episode was the same. He would show up and tour somebody's house while they talked it up: how much they paid for it, square footage, time to the highway, backyard, last renovated in xxxx, bedrooms, bathrooms, home office, new roof, everything. They would be touring the house the whole time, just like any normal HGTV show. Then they would gather back out in front of the house and there was a really tense moment where he would tell you if your house was a bitch house or not. It not, he would just kinda shake their hands and thank them for the tour and walk away. Otherwise, he would turn to the camera and scream "BITCH HOOOOOOOOUSE" at the top of his lung

This is approximately what it Looked Like, in 10-minute photoshop format HGTV courtesy(?) of the party rock anthem guy (plz don't sue me)

Still looks sick

I like to think every person over the age of 30 opened this list and started scrolling looking for a different game

Like fate keeps assigning them to me every time I get a bit too confident that things will be okay, they just emerge from a F.E.A.R. monster closet

I cannot overstate how much my life has been a parade of individual Slavic men coming into my life and making me uncomfortable

gyoza 🤝 pierogi 🤝 xiaolongbao 🤝 khinkali 🤝 varenyky 🤝 momo 🤝 har gow 🤝 mandu

Canadian (derogatory) vs. Canadian

Digital artwork of an anthropomorphic red panda girl with blue hair wearing black torn jeans and a pink jacket

she got cool pants

The underside of a white rabbit with gray ears and a gray nose and pink lips. He has a double chin

you have five seconds before i fuckign. Get You

I have no idea where “the nazis learned everything they knew about bigotry from Americans” came from but it is a particularly delusional form of American exceptionalism

the modern right is pathologically obsessed with gender in a way that has absolutely no analogue on our side

i definitely feel like im at the part of Time Stranger where I'd like the game to end now lol

Big stompy Kaiju Apes #Kaiju #Macro #NSFW

I just don't like the direction Bandai has been taking with their AVGN Master Grades

The Omega Directive is fucking insane like there's a molecule out there that just suspends the constitution and the borg worship it like a god and I think its a major plot point in a Borg star trek pc cd rom game

YouTube video by Derek Stone Best of Giant Bomb 78 - I Am Become Mega

i can make mega level Digimon now in Time Stranger and every time i do i think of Jeff Gerstmann going 'and i can become Mega AGAIN! ... should i CHOOSE.... Now I Turn Mega On YOU, Like I Turn Mega on Your FRIEND.' youtu.be/hPqd6NjKkH4?...

they just dropped a new expac for Diablo 2 with a new guy to play as

Don't let your skunk get too excited or she'll fall off the bed and break important merch.

Drawing. Someone off-screen asks: "How can you be a trans woman and a lesbian? Doesn’t that make you straight?" Trans woman with long hair and painted nails, wearing a beanie, a tank top, shirt and hotpants: "None of the women dating this are straight!!"

Sick-comfort Dr.Weege has been summoned!!! 💪🏼💚👨🏻‍⚕️