@bedoneagain.bsky.social
Atlanta good. Georgia bad. Go gators.
Somehow she is totally fine. Ate breakfast. Watched a movie. Asked to go back to school. And apparently that's allowed if they only vomit once and don't have any other symptoms.
So welcome to the first schoolday back from winter break!
The good news is, kid seems unfazed.
The bad news is, kid seems unfazed
Welcome to the first school day after winter break!
THERE IS VOMIT EVERYWHERE
welcome to the 99th day of winter break
Drink when he mentions Herschel Walker
20.02.2026 16:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My orthodontist was Dr. Straight, and the worst dentist I ever went to was Dr Payne. That man's fingers were each the size of a bratwurst.
18.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NEARLY?
16.02.2026 02:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wtf that's murderball
16.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh no worries, the food fights are light work compared to bedtime. (Mileage may vary)
16.02.2026 02:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gonna go walk into traffic now. Ok bye
16.02.2026 02:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Eat the goddamn shrimp, shrimp.
16.02.2026 02:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Then absolutely denies it and says it is gross the next time you try to give them a bite
16.02.2026 02:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is the exact thing you picked off the menu
I don't want that
Fine. I'll eat your chicken tenders and you can have this thing I ordered mostly because there was no chance you would like it
Resort entertainment tonight featured spiderman vs batman, Thanos vs hela, and Wonder woman doing a performance to the avengers theme. I love the Caribbean
16.02.2026 01:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looking at you, Australia
14.02.2026 15:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dual moguls might be the most confusing winter Olympics sport to me. Race down this terrifying hill! First one down maybe loses!
14.02.2026 15:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They've got the open-water distance races but it doesn't hit like 20 olympians in a 50m pool would
13.02.2026 16:20 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tzaziki sauce: Great. Love It.
Cucumber water: how do you ruin water? Fine. Whatever. Can we add some lime juice and maybe gin?
The worst one here for me is cucumber, but it's in a million things and I'm not gonna reject something otherwise delicious just because it's tainted with vegetable melon.
12.02.2026 19:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0RETVRN Idaho and Montana to the PAC
12.02.2026 18:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now I want an individual sliding triathlon event - Each racer has to do Luge+Skeleton+Monobob
12.02.2026 18:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Figure skating HORSE
12.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, I just got an email from my kid's soccer league about it.
12.02.2026 14:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I did my part (missed the Bissinger Q)
12.02.2026 14:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0GT basketball might finally be good again
11.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No, this is correct. All pickled vegetables are good, except for pickles
10.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You know what, it probably can't make printers any worse.
09.02.2026 17:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mvp mvp mvp
09.02.2026 03:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shouldn't have thrown that
09.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That would've been my move but I'm not doing math on a Sunday night
09.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Braves winning it all this year
09.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 120 🔁 27 💬 3 📌 2
