Brad Wray

Maybe the plane deserves to crash?

In your row, the person on the aisle seat was who gleefully sent the monkey up there and the person at the window is obliviously watching real housewives of Miami.

It’s like a monkey with a sledge hammer has taken over the cockpit of your airplane flight. You hear loud smashing from up there. The plane goes into a barrel roll.

Anybody else have a parent that can never find their way back to the iOS shared photo album that you shared with them?

You’ll never feel comfortable doing a difficult thing for the first time until you’ve done it for the first time. So do it.

Looking ahead to snow on the weekend, I told my kids that it’s likely that home will be canceled and they’ll be sent to school.

Shuddering at the thought of how additionally toxic things would be now without women’s suffrage.

Pretty sure the shareholders in these industries don’t want to lose their workforce. But many of them hitched their wagon to the Xenophobes. I’m gonna pop some popcorn and get ready to watch them fight.

Hello people!

Dr. Oz is the Dr Nick of Dr. Phils.

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