I'm so dramatic when I'm sick. Just crying feeling sorry for myself

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Saw Moulin Rouge last night at Pantages theater and John Cordoza as Christian was absolutely amazing. He sang the fuck out of El tango de Roxanne. The show was literally so good. This morning I'm sick, tho. Flu shot can't protect me from Hollywood Blvd, I guess.

It's just that there are so many versions and I'm not even really close, and I literally love singing it. It feels like when I prefer the glee version of something, it's just not right.

My favorite song to sing karaoke is "the story" after hearing it on grey's anatomy once and today I decided to play the original... then I played literally all the other versions and I don't know what the fuck I've been singing but it sounds nothing like any of these.

I'm literally eating a burrito with a fork and a knife like what the fuck is happening

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Wait, I'll just takes a bite of an edible to counteract the caffeine.

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The coffee is so damn strong

My favorite thing about TikTok is the Anakin Vader edits

1.5 drinks and I'm drunk this is bullshit

I used to love to sing but somehow my voice is changing into Hugh Jackman's and I don't even want to sing along in the car anymore.

Might be a niche opinion but I hope David Crosby is the father of Mindy Kalig's children

I'm not a big hugger mostly because I'm not wearing a bra and I don't want anyone to feel accosted by my wild tits

My youngest graduated high school and what this means for me is that I can finally sleep in!

First day of camp at a very hot and dusty music festival and of course I unexpectedly started my period. And I'm very unprepared. This isn't even the first hot and dusty music festival this has happened to me at, yet here I am not prepared.

Whenever I'm craving ramen it's never from the fancy ramen place with the fresh ingredients kind, it's chili lime shrimp maruchan con queso.

I stopped trusting my financial advisor because he told me that the price of eggs are back down. I told him I shop every week and they are definitely not down and he said oh I don't do the shopping. Then why the hell are you telling me this?

One time a man asked my then coworker to call customer care for him and she said fine, but it's as easy as dialing a number. That phrase broke my ADHD brain. Now when I'm overwhelmed with the most basic fucking task, I tell myself it's as easy as dialing a number. My brain makes things too hard!

Bro why are baby piglets so fucking cute

I've been playing Pokemon go since 2016 and I'm still really insecure about my Pokedex

My backyard crow is sharing his peanuts with a squirrel that lives behind us. He is literally so kind. Benevolent. King Crownan. My dogs would love this opportunity to eat the squirrel, or at least chase it, but their cries have no effect on me. If Crownan wants to share, we have to let him.

I'm friends with crows, so I hate hawks so fucking much

45 doesn't seem that old to me, but 5 years until 50 sounds way different

I'm sure it's not the reality and there is a lot of training, but doesn't it seem like anyone can tap dance as long as you have tap shoes on? I just feel like I can do it.

So many tv shows on streaming services have a 'stay tuned after the show for extras from the director/writer' announcement and then just immediately auto play the next episode as soon as it's over. I'm not pausing, going back, then fast forwarding. Just play it after the episode!

I took my passport photo and you're telling me that's what I look like? Wtf
I thought I was a sexy baby and apparently I'm a middle aged woman

I spilled coffee in my freshly washed sheets and new blankets bed

I want tasteful lip filler but I know that's not realistic

I wish I was the type to just learn a dance. I just do not ever know what the fuck is going on with choreo

There better be a good gotdam reason the weird ass white lotus theme song changed.

I think I stopped baking so much because I don't like cleaning the kitchen afterwards. There are just too many bowls and measuring cups.