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(Growing our @steampowered.com Hardware Family in early 2026)

they elected and have been covering for THEE main epstein guy, like they were trying to decode pictures of pizza and meanwhile started worshipping the guy with an epstein punch card

There’s a steamlink app for Quest, so you could probably stream Lumines in 2D to your Quest in bed. 🤔

Krump Love GIF ALT: Krump Love GIF

He did the krump! He did the krematorium krump. It caught on during a slump.

A cartoon coyote’s hand is showing a business card. “Daniel E. Kibblesmith, Genius. Have brain, will travel”

So not rescued by the Madonna cameo, in your opinion?

Group of lazy writers are sitting around a table. Head writer asks “so, Crystar okay with everybody?”

this is literally never not accurate

I think they’ve been taking lessons from Mamdani. It looks like they’ve also done some color-grading, something Mamdani demonstrated in his videos.

When you've lost *checks notes again* Chris Cillizza

“Think, Think, Revelation”

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Just got fried chicken from a UK chain. Now I understand why people queued up all day when Popeyes opened a shop over here.

A pair of labubus peer from around a corner.

“Thank goodness nothing like that will ever happen to us!”

A moevember sunset. 🌅

ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.

who crossed out “jetpacks” and wrote in “climate crisis accelerating plagiarism machine that is also a suicide cheerleader” on their tech wish list? www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

YouTube video by BUas Games EPC2024 | Layer-Based Procedural Generation: Chunks and Context | Rune Skovbo Johansen

It seems my 2024 Everything Procedural Conference talk about Layer-Based Procedural Generation is no longer marked as "for kids" which means functionality is now enabled for e.g. commenting or saving to "Watch later".
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Also check out the other EPC talks! #ProcGen

You should do a “Hitchcock Presents”

YouTube video by Adult Swim Dan Harmon's Story Circle | Rick and Morty | adult swim

And here’s a good 3 minute breakdown of Dan Harmon’s story circle concept.:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG4W...

YouTube video by Fabian Valdez Writing Advice from Matt Stone & Trey Parker @ NYU | MTVU's "Stand In"

Have you seen this classic protip from the South Park guys?:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGUN...

Armando Iannucci fucking wishes he could’ve written something as ridiculous as Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

17 Ghastly Garbage Disposal Scenes In Horror! — Beyond The Void Horror Podcast You’ve seen them, we all fear them in some way and sometimes movies exploit that fear in MANY creative ways. Yes… We are talking Garbage Disposals…And the best horror movies that have used them.

Here’s 17 movies where unpleasant things happen around the garbage disposal:
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YouTube video by Thomas Van Bouwel Laser Dance - Early Access Trailer

Laser Dance is ✨OUT NOW✨ in early access on Meta Quest 3/3s🕺

Turn your living room into the laser obstacle course it was always meant to be!

Get it here👉bit.ly/3W0huQf

Yeah? Well Mike Johnson thought about sleeping with your wife, and then told his son about the impure thoughts and they prayed together and apologized.

My downstairs neighbor used to run her disposal for so long I thought she was disposing her husband.

It’s not just a horror movie thing though. Almost all US homes/apartments built/remodeled after the 1970s have a sink disposal. Just last year the LA waste collectors offered composting bins instead

There are no clouds for scale. Makes it look like a miniature train set.

Subscribe to The Onion instead of whatever this shit is.

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In English he’s called “The Plumber.”