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Next I see you, I’ll have to show you mine and we can commiserate. The vision tester wouldn’t work and I was pressed against the forehead pad for a long time then immediately had my picture taken. 😒

So a fun new feature on the Wyze app is that when it sees my dude shoveling the driveway the video feed pops up on my screen with a giant “call emergency services button” that causes my whole phone to freeze.

I had so many emotions reading this. Nostalgia and hope.

oil4e 22h my ancestors watching me use a gps to get somewhere i've been to 14 fucking times. A man’s face looking down from the heavens

A lodge cast iron pan “Dolly Parton Skillet” the design on the bottom is a guitar with butterfly wings

While this is probably my least favorite design from the Dolly Parton line from Lodge - it was only $15 and I appreciate the extra handle.

"You'll be visited by three spirits."

a close up of a man 's face with gray hair Alt: a close up of a man 's face with gray hair. No! This is George Clooney looking perplexed, interested, eyebrowy

My almost 14 year old has asked for a pair of JNCOs. This alone made me do a double take but they want $120 minimum for those things?!

How much snow did you get? We got 6”

It's live! My LOTR 1st edition set (1960-1962 printings) is up on eBay. Just gorgeous books, the only detractor being two underlined bits of text in "Return" where the original reader was too moved by the words to help it. No blame there.

a woman is holding a dead chicken over a cutting board Alt: a woman is holding a dead chicken over a cutting board. No! This is THE JULIA CHILD making a turkey dance.

It takes 30 minutes to move everything out of the splash zone, clean and sanitize work surfaces, peel the turkey from its plastic skin, dry rub the heck out of it, place in fridge, and clean up. 30 minutes. But now is the time you have to grab the duster from under the sink? In this 30 minutes?

The target audience for this video is five people but I hope those people enjoy it. #arloguthrie #70smusic #folksinger #wreckoftheedmundfitzgerald #edmundfitzgerald TikTok video by The Hey Man

Oh buddy

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr2atRsA/

Yup

Ope- forgot the alt- I’m clearly Skibidi

Lindsay Hunter • @lindsaydevon
Me: *hydroplaning through four lanes of traffic in my minivan* My kids: MOM ARE YOU LISTENING I SAID KNOCK
KNOCK

What season of life am I in? Hydroplaning season.

Instead of knock knock jokes it’s my 10 year old repeatedly asking me if I’m “Sigma” or “Skibbidi”

Holy buckets!

Hopefully the rain doesn’t turn your roads into an ice rink. We’ve got the heavy wet snow- still going strong. Lost power for a couple of hours earlier and we have been flickering since then. A lot of accidents on the interstates.

Before kids my friends and I would flip each other off or hang out our windows and trade rude comments. Now we have to wait until we are safely parked to send the “I saw you, ho” message. 😂

A bookshelf with several books- the 7th from the left, a blue book titled “thin places” has illuminated lettering and is the subject of this post.

The light hit the title of “thin places” just right tonight, and it was just so beautiful.

Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

So her and Luna seem to be bonded?

To dream of a cat is to be invited into a secret of the unseen world. @lidapavlova_magic Whether you accept is up to you.

I occasionally have dreams of multiple cats (like 6-24) walking into my house like they belong there. I’m happy to be invited but why must it always be into total chaos.

I cannot stop wincing. Good gods.

An Amazon “influencer” photo spotted on Pinterest. A white? woman with long blonde hair stands in a very pale hallway. She is wearing a sage green long sleeve shirt, dark caramel leather like shorts and shoes. Her bare legs and hands are the same color as her shorts and shoes. Is it a self tanner incident? A face swap?

What is happening here?

a person is driving a jet ski through a canyon . Alt: a person is driving a jet ski through a canyon .

Oh but THE CANYONS!!!’

I’m telling you right now, it just ain’t a Midwest Christmas market unless the polka band plays Mr. Brightside followed by Silent Night.

Yes, but there are 2 additional Bubba contenders, a prized horse and a big deal political donor. 🤦‍♀️

You entered a dance contest!

Pick your partner.

I went to the gym over lunch and every TV was blasting this shit.

Stephanie Quick: Sex Magic and Erotic Mysticism Part One

Listening to latest episode of @bergmaster5000.bsky.social podcast with wonderful @lunarose.bsky.social as a guest.

Thank you wonderful people for excisting on this planet, being beautiful weird in a quite horrible time in history.
open.spotify.com/episode/7tGQ...

This is lovely.