Lisa Myfriendez

Not theory, fact. 9/10 the answer is acid. Vinegar, citrus, hot sauce, pickle/ferment, these are the solutions.

Ok, let me get this straight...

12 year old girls are "young women" in the context of old men sexually assaulting them.

24-35 year old men are "just boys" when they spew hateful, racist, violent garbage in a group chat.

Sure, sure. Makes total sense.

Big bag of habenero and cayenne chilies

My brother's farm is pulling up all the summer crops and giving me the leftover produce for my fermentation experiments. Hot sauce time!

A ragdoll cat cleaning herself

Beautiful girls require much grooming to remain beautiful girls.

They really captured his vagina neck and comb over here.

Got some sugar pie pumpkins from my brother's farm, so that meant it was time for a batch of maple pumpkin butter. Ready to be spread on and baked into all of the delicious fall goodies!

There's nothing better than honoring our beautiful city, making pickles, and fighting fascism all at the same time.

I have never been prouder to live in Portland than I am now, and that's saying something because I have always loved this city.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one. 😂

New ferment started: sliced green tomatoes with garlic, dill seed, and sliced cayenne chili.

Not true. We sent the chicken guy.

Green tomatoes make some fine pickles.

I love my city ❤️

This administration's hostility towards Portland has made me equally proud of my city and embarrassed by my country.

In Portland's defense, many of us are nudists (especially if a bike is involved), but we're also anarchists, so no laws of any kind for us!

Yes please!

A religious org that uses faith to manipulate followers into forced labor, physical/emotional abuse, and sexual acts for its leader is not a church. Let's call it what it is: a cult. Why is the press so scared to use accurate terms?

Your punctuation sucks. Now, share with me your theories on why Krilin has no nose.

David Lynch is spinning in his grave knowing 2 shots from Twin Peaks were used for this. Do they realize that show featured a trans female character?

Tactics is what's keeping me marginally sane right now. The voice acting is delightful, especially when my White Mage occasionally says "Twas but a flesh wound".

News flash: the "medbed" that the wealthy have is called adequate healthcare coverage. Most Americans don't have it, therefore we're more likely to suffer from long-term illness and die prematurely. There's your conspiracy. No hidden alien technology, just unbridled capitalism.

Had an MRI appt today and there were MAHA nuts protesting outside the medical center like it was a damn Planned Parenthood. This is definitely the darkest timeline.

Portlander here. We have one of the cleanest, most beautiful cities in the US. We have lots of refugees from all over the world sharing their food, art, and culture. I've never felt unsafe here until today.

They've had Vader here doing reconnaissance for years

This Oregonian thanks you 🙏

Or, hear me out...a smear of apple butter.

Being polite is overrated

I feel so much better knowing I'm not alone in this.

Thanks!

She was not. Nor was she re-elected for a second term in Oregon because we saw through her shit. 💪