@retr0mikey.bsky.social
Soccer Coach. Social Media Freelancer. LFC. First 50k here. All I Do is Work and Skeet (He/Him)
Got my switch 2 π«‘
24.04.2025 05:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0president tweeted "no hot dog" and i lost $5 trillion dollars but today he tweet "hot dog back" and i got 5 trillion hot dog
09.04.2025 22:02 β π 4704 π 465 π¬ 33 π 13Is there a better feel good show right now that compares to Abbott Elementary?
08.04.2025 01:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i think the craziest part about trumps 2nd term so far is we are only 78 days into it
07.04.2025 23:20 β π 2823 π 168 π¬ 74 π 10
TRADE: your house for my 10/10 avocado toast
05.04.2025 16:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Papa John's Day of Reckoning arrives at last
04.04.2025 16:21 β π 274 π 23 π¬ 4 π 1Chose a bad day to not take my meds LOL
04.04.2025 17:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The good thing about tariffs is that it will finally kill Temu in the states. Yβall are foolish for ever purchasing a thing from them
03.04.2025 13:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you think Nike is going to build a factory in America and Americans are suddenly going to begin making their own shoes, I need to know what planet you live on and what youβre smoking on it
03.04.2025 13:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβm going to KMS lmao what IS this
03.04.2025 13:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How foolish of me to think COVID would be the biggest struggle I faced
03.04.2025 13:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Any Nintendo heads in here?
02.04.2025 16:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have a good post from time to time
31.03.2025 16:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0God bless those Canadians
31.03.2025 16:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have we all just stopped having sex?
28.03.2025 20:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lots of people losing their jobs+student loans reactivating after about 5+ years of forbearance = depression level warnings.
28.03.2025 16:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey Siri, how can I eat food without spending money on it
28.03.2025 16:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Itβs also a self hate crime to drive them www.politico.com/news/magazin...
28.03.2025 13:47 β π 1312 π 155 π¬ 144 π 20Sabrina Carpenter doing sex positions on stage during the least sexy time in the history of times
20.03.2025 01:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βBring your fists to a gun fightβ- Chuck Shumer probably
13.03.2025 23:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Someone should DoorDash me McDonaldβs as like a little bit
13.03.2025 03:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have leaders of their respective countries simply tried hitting the deli for a sandwich together?
12.03.2025 18:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why do we keep letting them get away with this*! * People who use Microsoft office suite
10.03.2025 19:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He should focus on his actual business
07.03.2025 00:15 β π 22949 π 2271 π¬ 1529 π 204He should focus on his actual business
07.03.2025 00:14 β π 1297 π 147 π¬ 109 π 8
Someone who is defiantly not me holding a foot long gummy worm in the shower with a single bite taken out of it
When life gives you lemonsβ¦
05.03.2025 19:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Conspiracy theory: eggs are at an all time high because Elon doesnβt want me throwing them at his ugly cars
05.03.2025 14:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There should be more sports where a bicycle kick works. As far as I can tell right now itβs just soccer and maybe MMA
03.03.2025 02:36 β π 773 π 24 π¬ 74 π 12
03.03.2025 13:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβm excited for the Oscarβs tonight.
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