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Taylor

@taylorklong.bsky.social

aka ElizaDeath Taylor. Writer and roller derby athlete in the greater Seattle area, Seattle sports fan/degenerate, astro babe. Strong opinions, stronger legs. https://linktr.ee/taylorklong

1,665 Followers  |  553 Following  |  8,418 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023  |  2.1325

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Oh that's too many people

10.11.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am not interested in the opinions of men about women's sports. I am not interested in the opinions of men about women.

10.11.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

I’m not arguing with a hot tattooed man, whatever you say handsome

10.11.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He looks like the type of man I’d see on a dating app and think β€œhe’d ruin my life”

10.11.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh he kinda πŸ‘€

10.11.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s the kind of task I’d save for after the gummy hits

10.11.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible

10.11.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A friend of mine told me about a productivity tip she tried where you take an edible and try to get a task done before it kicks in and honestly that’s the kind of productivity tip I can get behind

10.11.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It really was pretty fun

10.11.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀝

10.11.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
10.11.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of us have had faith all along and started him in fantasy 😎

09.11.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can do that too! While also eating up clock.

09.11.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also good for killing the clock

09.11.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Very!

09.11.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah, they know what they’re doing there. Heady Topper can design is also very good.

09.11.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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As good a time as any to enjoy my present to myself from my trip to VT

09.11.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Was literally about to post the same thing

09.11.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mob ties, things of that nature

09.11.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This getting moderated is too funny

09.11.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Putting this caption together with pictures of these two is just begging people to horny post like c’mon

09.11.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do it again imo

09.11.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A campaign message I can really get behind

09.11.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Winning in the first quarter? In this economy??

09.11.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A car with a license plate that says β€œI pooky”

A car with a license plate that says β€œI pooky”

Forgot that I screencapped this from a friend’s Instagram story, mostly for @wrongopinionman.bsky.social

09.11.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for your sacrifice

09.11.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking back on my training camp reportage πŸ˜‡

09.11.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m emotionally ready to admit that I have accepted Darnold into my heart

12.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Seattle overload you say?

09.11.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was basically fueled by peanut butter on Eggos as a kid and some things never change

09.11.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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