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Screenshot of movie theater seat selections; the entire theater is empty except for three adjacent seats in the center

Me: oh boy I'm so excited to have a nice date night with my husband we haven't had one in a while :)

Our apparent new third:

Ume is officially 11 months old and already weighs 483 pounds! 💗 That’s more than halfway to mom Yuna’s impressive 800 pounds. This adorable Malayan tapir is gaining size, confidence, and curiosity by the day, still keeping close to mom while steadily growing into her almost-teen tapir era.

This painting only took 4 hours of drawing lol i was pretty locked in. and i think i spent more time drawing goldship than the background. still one of my favourite umamusume drawings

Oh boy. This is going to be a long one. So: Heathcliff and Iggy are standing on their front step. Out before them, a wide variety of Heathcliff characters walk down the street. The Man-Eating Giant happily walks next to a robot. The sun, wearing sunglasses and a big grin, smiles over a blimp hat says BRO on its side. Two cats float by blowing gum bubbles above a UFO with two aliens. The hype slug yells "Let's go!" on their front lawn. The Garbage Ape, holding two garbage cans, runs down the street, followed by his fairy godmother. And, of course, Jimmy the frog is standing on the sidewalk, staring blankly. Heathcliff and Iggy smile at the sight, and Iggy says "It's going to be a great year.

01 Jan 2026

Would love if the discovery page was actually ANYTHING i cared about and interacted with but alas, it's decided that no, actually, you get to see men sucking toes and art of big-titted anime women. Which I'm sure other folks would love to see! I am not one of them!

Ah i see bluesky is still hellbent on showing me naked men licking other hairy mens' armpits depsite me explicitly NOT WANTING TO SEE THAT

This app fucking SUCKS dude I wish it was actually usable for me but goddamn, their Show Less button and content filters still straight-up don't work

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a stylized 3d render of kermit and robin in a muppets christmas carol, singing and walking down a snowy street.

a 2d drawing of various muppets pointing at michael caine and insulting him

muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)

shrew brooming, or shrooming, a word i just invented that has no prior definitions

have you thought about shrews yet today

Jimmy the frog magestically rides through Heathcliff's snowy backyard on the back of a musk ox as Heathcliff cheers. The Nutmeg family watches from their back window, and Iggy says "Jimmy is riding a musk ox again."

04 Dec 2025

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the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent

Heathcliff and Iggy face a graveyard with several ghosts flying in the sky, all of them saying "Bro". Iggy says "It's way worse than 'Boo.'"

27 Oct 2025

is this about accepting people who want to get rid of trans people into the tent or something else

Got gay married at a dinosaur track fossil site today what's up w y'all

Ever seen a 750-pound muskox face off with a 210-pound pumpkin? 💥 Hudson did, and won! 🏆 Catch more pumpkin-smashing, leaf-crunching, fall fun during #ZooBoo, October 18 & 19. 🎃🐾

Fenway Health Restricts Treatment for Patients Under 19 In Capitulation To Trump “This is a fundamental betrayal to the core mission of Fenway and the patients they serve.”

1. In a major capitulation to Trump, Fenway Health, a center ostensibly dedicated to LGBTQ+ healthcare, has ended its trans care program under 19.

It could have fought for its patients. It chose instead to roll over.

Community members are devastated.

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a black and white drawing of a spinosaurus perching on a stone plinth shrine. He wears atef crown and the markings on his sailed spine resemble ankh.

Sobek 🐊

#paleoart #berensart2025

Today's the last day to taste Sir Gatito's apples on my Patreon! 🍎 Come visit his orchard and celebrate the arrival of Autumn! 🍂 patreon.com/inestheunicorn

fluffy round little velociraptor with a robin orange chest and following bird colours looking content

Robin raptor, inspired by a fluffy robin i saw yesterday

Unbanned I guess? People were biiig upset at the "no politics" thing and they switched that up

Got banned from r/thesims because the mods are absolute fuckin cowards lmao

Opening up 1 or 2 slots for dragon capes!

I’d love to make a blue, or white dragon design!
I can also design a cape around your specifications or character.

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These are each customs designed and hand made out of quality wool.

Dm here or telegram to claim or discuss!

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