One of my talents is perfectly executing highly processed frozen foods like I'm trying to win a reality chef competition
27.01.2026 23:55 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@mickcarrigan.bsky.social
Editor in Chief, Taco Bell Quarterly. Bylines: VICE, Bon Appetit, Eater. Forthcoming - JUNK: The Brands That Raised Us, the Stuff that Shaped Us, and What We Leave Behind (Scribner). This is my junk.
One of my talents is perfectly executing highly processed frozen foods like I'm trying to win a reality chef competition
27.01.2026 23:55 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Might I tempt anyone scrolling by with a plastic side of sunny side up eggs and a buttered dinner roll that I found in the thrift store grab bag and keep on my writing desk? (superfog gas for scale)
22.01.2026 15:08 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Algorithm please find me people who would be interested in seven trash bags of ALF dolls open.substack.com/pub/mmcarrig...
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