Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Part 1: My Life Is a Lie How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America

This is an insightful but deeply upsetting article about why everyone in the US feels poor, and why the current political situation emerges as a direct result.

www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...

This is real. A government agency calling Americans performing their democratic right of protest “imbecilic morons.” This Trump regime is a poison and never should have gotten power. A total disgrace.

A convicted felon who had also been found liable for sexual assault and committed additional crimes in plain sight was close with a notorious child sex trafficker and likely participated in some of those crimes too got elected with much of that known and spent his presidency railing against “crime.”

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

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Petition to honor Michael Shannon every Jan. 6

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

You can go mostwhere in the all the beefy rugged pleasure of the 2024 Trail-Raisened Prumby Gummer

with Tired Wheels, All-family Stew Pockets, and "Clam Mode" you'll be toddling all over creation

Prumby: Drive What Cars You

A billion dollars is the socio-political equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work as ruthlessly and diligently to prevent the acquisition of the former as we do the latter.

20) DISFORIA - Horror film set against a backdrop of world that has fallen apart. Wanted to know more about the world and less about our main characters. #FantasticFest

19) APPOFENIACS - Pulp Fiction for the deepfake age. A wild ride that works the rare trick of getting better with each successive act. Excellent debut from a first-time feature director. #FantasticFest

18) PRIMATE - Chimp-on-the-loose movie is much tighter and far bloodier than expected. Lots of fun and will play well in theaters with some decent marketing. #FantasticFest

17) DAWNING - Decidedly not a genre film for a solid chunk of run time, before taking a wildly dark turn. I’m not sure that I tracked the deeper meaning here, but it sure proves memorable. #FantasticFest

16) NESTING - A young mother struggles with her fussy newborn and we all pay the price. Not a lot to enjoy here and the story tends to drag with overly long and repetitive scenes, but the film paints an effective picture. #FantasticFest

15) ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER - Highly entertaining, sprawling story from a modern auteur. Borrows from all headlines of the day, with an unexpected amount of action from a PTA film. #FantasticFest

14) MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE - Celebrated 25 years of Master Pancake with some of the top mockers and more jock straps than I cared to see. #FantasticFest

Polls on Trump's approval ratings

@gelliottmorris.com: "many people fundamentally underestimate how unpopular Trump is."

Trump is currently underwater on all key issues, something our corporate elites should consider before capitulating to him.

13) VICIOUS - 90 minutes of Dakota Fanning relentlessly tormented by a monkey’s paw. Doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, but the blasting Dolby system amplifies the scares which are more auditory than visual. #FantasticFest

12) SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT - The type of film you’d expect from a midnight secret screening. Childhood memories of the original series being hazy, this feels like a remake in name only. Wild swings and everything you could want from a campy B-movie horror flick. #FantasticFest

11) HONEY BUNCH - Disorienting tale of memory loss and how far one would go for their soul mate felt a bit interminable. Couldn’t connect with the lead performances or summon the energy to care much for the mystery. #FantasticFest

10) DOLLY - Relentlessly dark gorefest was not for me, but I can respect the craft… and will probably watch the sequels. #FantasticFest

Hard agree with all this!

9) THE PLAGUE - Captivating story of adolescence set in 2003 shows the horrors of being a teenager, how awful it is to be bullied and how easy it is to go along with the crowd. #FantasticFest

8) THE HOLY BOY - Without hypebole, possibly the best modern religious horror film yet made. A story of grief and control, adulthood and adolescence, set in a gorgeous Italian valley with a perfect script and impeccable performances. An absolute must-see. #FantasticFest

7) 13 DAYS TILL SUMMER - Fun take on “the killer inside the house” from Poland. Slick and fun, but empty calories in this whodunnit. #FantasticFest

6) V/H/S/HALLOWEEN - As cliche as it is to say, this one is (easily) the best of the anthology franchise. Balanced mix of tones and a grounded central theme. Three absolute bangers and a playful wraparound story. #FantasticFest

5) NIGHT PATROL - Everything but the kitchen sink in this one, a horror film centered on police brutality that ramps up the camp and violence nonstop for 90 minutes. #FantasticFest