Stephen Romanenghi

Better hair: Peak Oscar Gamble or Rome Odunze?

If you saw it with your kids, do that run-with-your-arms-at-your-side thing. Guaranteed freak-out.

What the hell is a Max Brosmer? Sounds like a Latvian energy drink.

While at the Dublin No Kings rally, I met a couple from Laguna Beach and their dog Rocky. Here’s Rocky practicing his best civil disobedience. The Garda skillfully defused the situation with belly rubs.
#NoKings #Ireland

I was there!!

Unlike a good neighbor, State Farm doesn’t give a flying fuck about you.

Why doesn’t Jake Tapper ever ask a goddamn follow-up question?

Listening now here in Ireland. Moved here five years ago. Gonna miss the hell out of your pod but look forward to whatever comes next. Always ready to sponsor you as a political refugee. Also, Guinness Zero is actually good if that has any bearing on the case.

Drinking heavily (and late) in Ireland. Go Cubs Go.

Happ is off the schnide!!

The Browns WILL piss this game away. The question is how. Thoughts?

What the hell is wrong with you? Seriously.

Old guy here. Your lack of knowledge gives me the sads. Three Dog Night FTW.

This thread is what a circular firing squad looks like.

Ah, another person who became a Spurs fan because they “remind me of the Cubs.” Welcome to this VERY specific part of hell. Enjoy an Old Style on me.

I could tell by the thumbs.

Seriously. WTAF?
#GoCubsGo

What a miserable cunt.
I am, of course, referring to Cruz.

FIRST GODDAMN THING IF WE EVER WIN BIG AGAIN: Expand and stack the Supreme Court.

Insane stat of the day: in the history of the franchise, only four Cubs hitters have had three home runs in a single game against the Cardinals. Every one of those games happened on July 4th.

“Peter Thiel IS the Antichrist.”
FIFY

Everybody loves some wordplay sometime.

Dear senators who think you can’t do anything,

Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing you’re thinking about doing? DO IT.

~ All of Us

This dude should get exclusive VIP Priority service…to the front of the line as soon as the guillotine is assembled.

I hope they primary the shit out of him.

I’m absolutely done. It’s name and shame time.

This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

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These motherfuckers have got to GO.

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I co-wrote a 7-Eleven radio campaign in the 90’s. We were on a Chicago/NYC phone patch to record. I asked who I thought was the engineer, a soft-voiced, chill guy, if Gilbert was there yet and he goes, “Oh, sorry, I’m Gilbert.” Just the sweetest dude. Then he threw the switch and became Him. ❤️

I don’t want to read anything Brett Stephens has to say except, “I’m retiring.”