I feel like "become the local cryptid story" is just the traditional job of rural kids

and then gets barbequed before the dragon gets all of the details about it

This could even be how the dragon found out about this, a would be suitor showed up thinking to get rid of the dragon before going to woo the prince and blabs to the dragon about it while giving some dramatic speech

there's something really fun about a big monster from outside of regular society having a small person that is Theirs, so I dig it, both for being a main suitor we're supposed to cheer on and for just one character out of a list of wacky options

okay but, there's something really funny about Big dragon finding out that favorite elf to butt heads with has to get married and there's a ton of suitors lined up and getting so offended by the idea of someone else monopolizing the time of HIS elf that he desides to take a humanoid form and join in

Or both, again, not your mom

This could be used for both non-horny details like "big woody looking guy, but actually is fascinated by needlepoint" and horny details like "powerful kingly individual likes to get tied up and played with in the bedroom"

With that you could also have another classic of "suitors play to who they think he is based on his appearance and position, but only a small few get to know who he actually is and use that for their wooing"

As for stakes, could go for the classic route of "this candidate makes the most sense based on social and political classes, but his heart is with a less optimal option", especially if there's nothing like a war with a particular people/family they're trying to smooth over

This could be showing off practical non-horny skills like art and archery, or go the horny porn route and just throw the candies into an orgy
Or both, I'm not your mom

I'm thinking in either case, since elves are generally long lived and this is a marriage with political ties as well, all the suitors have to do things to prove they are a worthy candidate and earn their spot

right, so, when seeing "another hot guy" my first thought was "why only one?" This course either because the king/future king is legitimately allowed multiple spouses for Reasons (TM) or because multiple folks are trying to jump in that marriage alliance and also his crotch

Don't mind me, just eating popcorn while reading this totally not for horny reasons story crafting

I don't need to see this, I need to EAT this

YouTube video by isabrella in the hall of the mountain kinktober

I need you to know that someone put this to hall of the mountain king, it's broken containment very hard

www.youtube.com/watch?v=faS0...

You were able to download Android Affection and Moonlight by Beau Van Dalen? those are both currently giving 404 errors for me

Android Affection goes to a 404 page, but I don't know if that's related to this or something else

See, this is why I hate that "AI" has become the tech buzzword to slap on everything, because machine learning has been used for making models off of data sets for ages, but those are trained with a purpose instead of just dumping all of reddit in a blender and saying the machine thinks now

Get you a man who can do both

It makes more sense when you hear it, there's different inflections that get used for these phrases

AI bros haven't ever bothered to think about what learning is, and it shows

oh my god, he started slowly developing spots after the tail grab scene

wait, hold on, he's got spots now

I don't know what color his pants were previously, but they're brown now

That feel when an introvert gets forcefully adopted by a group of extroverts

The pups have joined in on the age old baby game of "grab the feets"

it is disappointing, but not surprising to see she was involved with the harassment of Fall, she just can't stop harassing queer sf writers

Oh no, I am going to lose so much time to this

The real reason why Astarion was okay with getting Halsin involved

Loving the faces in these, Astarion just barely holding it together and your Tav lost in the sauce