Borg

WELL I GUESS ID BETTER GET PAID BUT I WONT CUZ I NEVER GET PAID FOR MY VIRAL VIDEOS AND WHAT IF MY JOB SEES IT UGH DAMN IT I could delete it but that would fuck my entire account back into being shadowbanned

Great so this video actually can’t go viral why is this the one

Sometimes my job sucks but I love my coworkers down bad

Accidentally the best job in the world lands in my lap and I can’t braid hair SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

Estelle Bright: "hehe, now I'm a master at milking too!"

Hey sorry I’m soul crushingly depressed and can’t regulate my emotions clearly so can I take a rain check on dumpster diving through Chuck E. Cheese’s secret headquarters? I promise next time I’ll come

I’ve never been stuck by 2 trains on the way to work what the fuck is going on

I am exhausted

Oh no the woes

Happy 30th birthday me, literally surprised I made it this far

It’s probably a little delusional of me to feel like I can already physically see the difference after 2 days back on hormones but I CAN see the difference after only 2 days back on hormones

After an almost 8 hour fight I HAVE MY MEDICINE BITCHES

Wow today has been very not great

I want to scream

I am heartbroken

Hahahahahaha I’m gunna have a fucking panic attack

“Sorry, we usually don’t do this but since you’re medically complex I have to personally meet you”

Oh my

“We might be able to get insurance to cover laser hair removal for you”

HEY YES ACTUALLY ID LOVE THAT

I would love to stop working in a sink or swim position

I don’t wanna be angry but I’m very angry

Protein

Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday

I hate being a human why couldn’t I be a panda

I got my new schedule….why does mine look different than everyone else’s….why do I have a scheduled client in the middle of a session with another client that goes an hour after my clock out time…

Should I get back on dating apps? I know the answer is no but every so often I hop back on for god knows what reason

I am so gay this ren faire is just making me have gay panic I was kekeing it up with a trans woman and then had to bring myself back to reality also I’m v drinking

I have to do my Saturn return two more times. Retrograde starts in 4 days. I’m tired of digging grandpa.

Jusabumpeh

Iso literally just a friend