A.B. Monk

In case anyone was curious.... Marsha Blackburn's home address is 6103 Murray Lane, Brentwood, Tn.

If a child can get into a zoo exhibit, then that is a major problem with the zoo. Not the child. That's my hill.

I'm pretty sure if everyone had a crisper drawer full of pudding cups and an underwear drawer full of Rollos, there would be world peace.

Everytime I get stressed over the news I'm just going to go out and buy more toilet paper. It's only a matter of time before we are not able to easily get it as our society collapses. You know, like it did 5 years ago.

Super stoked for the ides of March this year for some reason idk 👉👈

Later I was with my sister and she told me a girl she was having lunch with mentioned her BOYFRIEND had a crush on me. Yep, that guy. Did I mention this girl was in HIGH SCHOOL? And no, she was not a senior. I noped right on out of that situation real quick. Trust those instincts, people! 2 of 2

When I was in college a guy in one of my classes told me he was attracted to me. I was instinctively weirded out by this interaction and couldn't understand why, because he was being very sweet. 1 of 2

Why are there no peach pop tarts? I want to eat those.

Zen Words is the only thing holding me together right now.

I've always wanted to work with the yellow faced penguin in New Zealand. Maybe now is the time to look into that and spend a few years abroad.

I ripped my beloved Kiki's Delivery Service pajama pants and I am *distraught*. I need chocolate.

It's Trump's fault.

I fell down the stairs into the mud and hurt my arm and got a bruise on my butt. 😡

Yeah, but it's so expensive. Just getting passports for our bunch will be hard for us.

We're concerned because my husband is handicapped with MS. Not sure if we should be serious about leaving or wait it out.

Are you making any contingency plans to flee if it comes to it?

I looked at the news and my back went out. I haven't had my back go out due to stress in years. 🙃

Sunday New York Times front page with this headline: “G.O.P. and Allies Lay Legal Foundation to Contest the Election.”

I know everyone is focused on the shiny object, and with good reason, but can we also look at this other above-the-fold item, pretty please?

Thanks.

www.nytimes.com/2024/07/13/u...

Finally deleted Twitter. I ran an update and the icon changed to 'X' and I was too grossed out to keep it on my phone.

Dorothy Parker to Robert Benchley, December 31, 1929. Happy New Year!

Maybe 2024 is when I get my shit together. Why not?