Fine, all of you win. I hope this makes you feel good.
14.02.2026 14:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@editoratlarge.bsky.social
#Openscience β€οΈ&π»; incrementalist; Cptn Grumblepants; thought follower; unbelievable little shit; self-serving internet bawbag; occasional Jorts; Grumpytits McGee. I will not just & I can't even. Skeets CC By.
Fine, all of you win. I hope this makes you feel good.
14.02.2026 14:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think we settled on the fact that you completely devalue my concerns over personal safety, just to perform some petty fact checking that would show exactly nothing because nobody says in the paper 1/
14.02.2026 14:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Are you objecting to the defamatory part or the due diligence part? Because for the first one you literally need to look at (checks other notes) almost every paper that suggests half of the literature is fraud. 1/
14.02.2026 14:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Waiting for Finland to blink #ScientificPublishing
12.02.2026 10:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Did I read that right: for Β£21k a year you can help U Essex figure out how 21st century legal genocide could look like? *blinks*
11.02.2026 13:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Statisticians beware #StatsSky
11.02.2026 13:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Found myself on the Solitude Island:
11.02.2026 07:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Omg, drafts are here. Now also let me share images via DMs and I'm set.
10.02.2026 20:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Incentives are skewed in research.
There, I fixed it for you @elife.bsky.social #ScientificPublishing
I saw this post yesterday and read it as: "vaccination increases extraversion".
I do need a vacation. I also have no conflicts to declare.
This headline number has generated a lot of attention, but does not account for the classifier's accuracy. @jamiecummins.bsky.social and I wrote a short commentary showing that, assuming a paper mill base rate of 10%, 30% of the flagged papers are false positives. At a base rate of 5%, 50% are FPs.
03.02.2026 13:44 β π 17 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0Screen shot of a youtube video titled "AI.FILL Function Explained: 10X Productivity in Excel with AI" with the caption "Let ChatGPT fill your missing data"
Don't you f**king dare.
03.02.2026 14:56 β π 308 π 66 π¬ 29 π 39As a workplace safety researcher I'm intrigued by this framing. Initial thought:
Safe workplaces require institutional change. Workers don't make the workplace safe, employers do.
Researchers can't fix this themselves. We need journals and the academic industry to change practices and incentives.
Which I think is where the metaphor of unsafe workplace falls apart (or at least wobbles a little). No one is incentivised to produce or provide faulty lab equipment. If you cut corners, you just die as a company. But researchers are incentivised to misbehave...
02.02.2026 00:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As someone who spends 120% of their time correcting the literature I can only say then no, I don't want to have keep doing this and yes, I am adequately motivated. But the issue, which I keep banging on about, is that problems do not start with the journals. It's only where they manifest themselves.
02.02.2026 00:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is going to be bitter sweet but before you start dunking on publishers again let me just say that by fighting the 'no submission to multiple journals' principle, this lawsuit was doing one of the biggest disfavours to #ResearchIntegrity efforts in a long time
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
Wiley: "Weβre supporting responsible research assessment practices" onlinelibrary.wiley.com/journal/1520...
Also Wiley: "Prove that your article is a good fit for this journal πππππ by citing at least two of our articles in your manuscript before we will even consider reviewing it" π€‘
Context:
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
But also a reminder that you need to plan your own notes and data archiving and backups regardless of whether you use LLM tools or not. If you think paper-hungry pet will save you from a retraction, think again #ResearchIntegrity #ScientificPublishing
Tbf I'd like to see regulation of academia first, because that's where sh*t actually goes down. Publishing is only where it surfaces.
27.01.2026 18:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Honestly, I was hoping for more meme/gif replies, so thanks for delivering! Will make you a co-author later.
27.01.2026 18:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Front of a East London building with a sign reading "Papermill Wharf" above the entrance.
Omg, guys, I found the headquarters π€ #ResearchIntegrity #ScientificPublishing What should we do next?
25.01.2026 13:29 β π 51 π 8 π¬ 4 π 0Context:
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
But also a reminder that you need to plan your own notes and data archiving and backups regardless of whether you use LLM tools or not. If you think paper-hungry pet will save you from a retraction, think again #ResearchIntegrity #ScientificPublishing
AI agent deleted all my files will become the new dog ate my homework.
27.01.2026 12:30 β π 49 π 6 π¬ 1 π 2Donald?
25.01.2026 14:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Front of a East London building with a sign reading "Papermill Wharf" above the entrance.
Omg, guys, I found the headquarters π€ #ResearchIntegrity #ScientificPublishing What should we do next?
25.01.2026 13:29 β π 51 π 8 π¬ 4 π 0But good to know that some things in life do stay constant.
23.01.2026 06:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Reminds me of this. We need to bring #ShareYourRejections to BSky
23.01.2026 06:51 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 β’ 3:47 PM UTC
I just thought everyone should see this
22.01.2026 23:02 β π 25539 π 6065 π¬ 43 π 235195: Living meta-analysis everythinghertz.com/195
We discuss how living metaβanalyses can cut research waste and keep evidence current. We also chat about how using synthetic research participants is a terrible idea and what researchers *really* mean when they call a study "recent".
Just wanted to highlight that at least with endocrine data you won't need to wait long to see impact of synthetic participants in the most recent research...
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