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posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch

An excerpt with the following: We're in the final hours of my city's mayoral race as I write this. On one side, Zohran Mamdani has run a campaign centered on his sincere love for New York City and the people who make it vibrant. His success has been a rare source to hope during one of darkest years of my lifetime. His opponent, Andrew Cuomo, lazily began his campaign by releasing a housing plan generated by ChatGPT. He's since buried social media in libelous AI-generated ads designed to make you hateful and afraid. AI-generated imagery has been so central to his campaign that it's impossible to separate its aesthetic from his character. If you want a world where political campaigns look like Cuomo's, then again, I'm not sure what to tell you.

Most importantly, please go vote so I don't have to issue a depressing update here:

this is my new dracula flow

enjoying some smoked whale meat up here in the booth today, i don't really care for it, but i can't stop eating it

mono- is a prefix meaning "one" so i'm really intrigued about how you're going to get a second thing

im fucking crying laughing jfc

holy shit this is gold, the "I tell ya tim, this guy should be beaten to death with baseball bats" made me laugh the hardest, also this

nah i think you were right the first time :D

l'ouvre

actually the password was a french phrase meaning "opens it" without the apostrophe

Yeah well my pie has 4 and 21 blackbirds

A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow. A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk. It crashes into a rental scooter. It backs up. It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles. The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again. A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

banging pots and pans to honour these essential workers rn

Here’s the individual rooms in “Felty Towers”

I feel like we should designate the era of "late capitalism" as starting on the date the Penguin edition of Capital was published and throw it a birthday party next year

Game designers, take note: All future Arachnophobia Mode toggles should be This Fuckin Guy.

i thought i had an idea for a joke in "Bram Van 3000" but it turns out lots of people think that's just how it's spelt :/

baroque corridor in the globe museum with an ornate painted ceiling and a glass case with sun/moon/earth apparatuses where a candle replaces the sun and so creates location (if not scale) accurate shadows

display cases in the globe museum, focused here on globes of other planets, including early globes of the moon where the geography of the dark side was not known and so various techniques were used (from just total confabulation to using the blank space to write an index) to hide the lacuna

two enormous globes, one of the earth and one of the constellations

people laughed at me when i said i was going to the globe museum but, listen: the globe museum goes pretty hard

the gorgeous cartography of love stretches back forever, and i'm glad we can see this sign, somewhere, forever. it fills me also with tears that no one will ever bury their face in it again, no one will embrace it on a lonely night. still—well done, my good and faithful plushie.

i honestly don't remember whether it was cricket or baseball. anyway i think i just always refused to learn what an innings is because of that. did you ever notice how stupid it looks as a word. looks like a collective noun for a particular sort of navels

once when i was 7 or 8 i had to do a maths problem and the description involved the word "innings" and i remember being SO angry about being expected to interpret this situation when i didn't even know what an innings was. how DARE they assume i knew about any sport let alone baseball and/or cricket

(hushed voice) is she... entirely composed of freckles?? oh no wait she has acne too,

emoji of two simple pares of legs facing eachother with big butts

the emoji of two people hugging over the emoji of the legs. It makes the people hugging look like they have giant bottoms

hi i made this for discord if you want it it only works on pc and android

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i was eventually able to "dig up" (ha ha!) the audio. it's a very different concept from what i was going for but i can imagine this kind of "cat arse litter shuffle" noise would be appealing to a real zerg-head www.youtube.com/watch?v=03XQ...

what, and spend half an eternity chained up trying to not to let out all the nasty shit inside of me? sounds a bit too much like real life am i right

hollow knight: silksong prequel where you play as phantom

not much luck finding out what that sound is, probably because "[b]urrow is not commonly used against veteran players because a good player can easily counter it by keeping units nearby and making a detector" is what i'm hearing

i was just taking the rubber johnnies off of my earbuds to clean them and the right earbud just fucking split in half with the wire sticking out. they were my "good" ones with the microphone and everything