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Just found out the guy I often see walking several screaming happy tiny dogs at the nearby conservation area is the land steward. He never once asked me to put Finn on a leash, which I am grateful for! Nice of him to see an off-leash dog under complete control and just let us enjoy our walks 🥲

I genuinely don't know if I'd cry or do something to get me arrested.

I HATE when leaving my cave makes me feel less like a cave rodent and more like a human being. I LOVE my cave!!!!! I love to be a cave rodent sometimes, too!!!

Why is my dog exactly what I need? I woke up feeling so lazy. Haven't missed a dog walk in weeks. Weather has been good, I've been good. Today it took me until 6 pm to drag my ass out of the house for a proper walk and it's only bc the dog is relentless. I'm only in the car and already feel better.

It's nice!

I'm going to sue Ned Fulmer.

Have not watched a blip more in the last two days. Simply cannot stop thinking about it and getting angrier and angrier about every man from my past who has ever lied to me.

Sorry, but I think this video has sent me into something just short of full-blown psychosis.

Woof, woof.

There is a certain subspecies of liar that act like an abused submissive dog when caught. Like it's as if they watched four episodes of Cesar Milan and are like "draw the shoulders in small, lower the head a little. speak softly and meekly. yes, this will seem apologetic." Shut the fuck up, Fido!!!!

Call me Nana

I watched a bootleg version of the Ned Fulmer podcast in 2x speed and it still absolutely triggered me because all liars sound exactly the same.

The thing about the Little House on the Prairie channel is that whenever you turn it on, it's playing Little House on the Prairie. It has never once tried to lie to me or trick me.

Sorry I'm of no help here. I don't even know where to start and wouldn't do a good job. I probably don't know all of it. I feel like you just have to absorb it as I have. The information will come to you.

Asked my dad where he was at this high school football game and he said "by the end zone" so I'm about to go circle the entire field until I see him and then figure out what an end zone is. I'm going to try the ends first.

Gonna pick up a fresh pack of Ticonderogas so I can nibble off the eraser tips one by one and just forget about this mixed-up world for a while.

Stop

By the time I even figured out what the question was I felt like I had gone deep into a cryptic headspace

Too many museums are simply ships you walk around in. I have no need to learn about the workings of a ship. I have no desire to see how the ship people live. Stop turning ships into museums.

I'm lucky to be alive the same time as Roku TV's Little House on the Prairie channel.

I think the most romantic thing a man can gift a woman is one of those wooden bowls you make Caesar salad in.

Reminds me of my fibroids

Cuomo is physically disintegrating like a vampire in a sunbeam. You don't see people age this fast anymore.

Like what do you mean the candy isn't for sale, you dumb bitch. It's right there by the cash register. Why wouldn't it be.

Oh no I pulled a "I don't think this candy is for sale yet" move on my niece because she's only 3 and I could see on her face she knew I was lying but couldn't figure out how to fully put together why or how and it made me remember feeling the same way about adults who would say similar lies to me.

CATES HOLY SHIT

Becoming increasingly convinced I'll only ever be happy if I can find a way to fall asleep by 10 pm every night.

Hey guys sorry I forgot to report back on this. The cucumber was still good. All is well. Thanks for being fans of my wild life.