Why doesn't she just fuck off to Reform and get it over with.

MBS is like "Whoah there Donald. You're meant to say stuff like 'Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest/journo' and go 'oh no, what happened that's awful'. You don't just go 'kill that guy' and then say they deserved it. Where's the subtlety?"

And she's only able to ask that because she's not Saudi, or MBS would have her disappeared or killed.

Ok, so is Mike in the files or just his donors?

Yeah, it's not *that* urgent, but it does sort of show the range of different issues that can arise from these sorts of outages. It's not necessarily a mild inconvenience for some people given the online triage system for appointments also runs on that site.

"It's the British one sir, no not former-Prince Andrew..."

My GP surgery's website, which they rely on for everything is on Cloudflare. Guess I won't be ordering that prescription today.

Yeah see, this is just a clever strategy by his wife to make sure he actually washes more often in the hope he might get lucky that day.

Didn't they kinda already do that?

Marvellous. It's like that insane AI Christmas ad last year.

Their time together had a happy ending.

Sex traffickers are "very fine people" if you're the White House, occupied by someone who at the very least was a close friend to a child sex trafficker and who wanted to appoint another sex trafficker as attorney general.

Lost my internet connection overnight and now I feel stupidly pleased it's just come back on. Tried telling myself it's like when you're on holiday and you don't watch the news, read newspapers or constantly check socials. But so much happens now a day offline is like waking up from a ten year coma.

More like poop goes the weasel given they're all shitting themselves.

Chillingly similar to Thiel and Musk absolutely missing the point to Lord of the Rings.

But that was my point. The Venezuelan opposition and the countries neighbours aren't naive. They must be as aware as we are that it'd likely if not definitely end in disaster. Would they really welcome a clearly self-interested madman as liberator etc?

But they probably don't want the country to fragment into several narco states which is what would result from the US offing Maduro right?

Military strikes based on which country he can remember from one minute to the next. It'd be "We've always been at war with..." from 1984 but changing every sentence.

Just going to go perfectly with the CDC having been gutted and healthcare and insurance premiums about to skyrocket.

It's amazing when you watch something made before the streaming services and it's like 23 episode seasons. No-one doing 6-8 episode seasons on a Netflix or whatever is ever getting to the lauded 100 episodes.

A cat walking across a keyboard could compose a better sentence than that hate crime on the English language.

Maurice Glasman and Morgan McSweeney: The Bannon-Inspired ‘Blue Labour’ Lobby Behind Shabana Mahmood One of the key supporters of the Home Secretary’s hard line on asylum seekers is an admirer of Trump’s former campaign manager – one of Jeffrey Epstein’s closest confidantes

🔴Maurice Glasman and Morgan McSweeney: The Bannon-Inspired ‘Blue Labour’ Lobby Behind Shabana Mahmood

One of the key supporters of the Home Secretary’s hard line on asylum seekers is an admirer of Trump’s former campaign manager

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"You say prices keep getting higher and living costs more unaffordable, but I just bought a new yacht so actually it's great".

"It's not a worm" complained the exasperated alien parasitic organism driving the useless meat sack known to humans as Robert Francis Kennedy Jr and as Worm-Mount to the Eeeee-eee'ee".

MAGA truly is a broad church. Led by the equivalent of a youth pastor IYGWIM.

Labour MPs (who want to keep their seats) need to march on Downing Street and drag McSweeney out by his feet. Starmer is a moral vacuum, a man of no values or principles whatsoever. McSweeney is the Faragist plant filling that vacuum with hate to advance Project Nigel.

a young boy in a yellow shirt is standing in front of a refrigerator . ALT: a young boy in a yellow shirt is standing in front of a refrigerator .

"a doctor he trusted"

"He says he hasn't got any signet rings or gold chains 'round his neck"
"True. True. And most unfortunate I'd say."
"Yeah, most unfortunate"
"Might have paid his way without us 'having to resort to confiscatory dental work..."

The Æsir have clearly finally gotten the hang of the internet and are manipulating social media feeds.

"Does he have to be a good rapper? I mean he sort of freestyled a bit and said he was seething cos we after his teething and I mean, it doesn't really rhyme does it?"