Wangleberry

'travel, exercise and personal appointment'

sobbing with laughter at what would happen if I tried to count those as part of my working week

Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:

The colour palette of this photo perfectly encapsulates my Leeds childhood

scribble art of Ragost cooking up a meal

look at him go

'After the Bath' - Joaquín Sorolla (1908)

If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.

'You can talk to anyone and make them feel wanted and welcome.' That was nice to hear.

My 7 year old just reached for a piece of pizza fresh out of the oven and exclaimed, in the same tone as an adult swearing…

“English folklore, that’s hot!”

I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?

Cybertruck stuck nearly vertically on a utility pole's support wire

nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck

box of cereal is like a quid more than it was six months ago but at least now disabled people can't put their own money towards a car that's nicer than the government thinks they deserve

hehe Zack Polanski was a hypnotherapist, I chortle to myself as I wade through my inbox glancing at emails from every single service provider telling me they're terribly sorry but they simply must raise their prices again

'Yeah we'll only have a couple'

white woman in a white jumper, dark glasses, blonde hair, looking at the camera

Pub last night.

Mild hangover this morning.

he fell victim to one of the classic blunders! the most famous of which is, ‘never answer the phone for isaac chotiner,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘never behave in a manner which causes derek guy to critique your fashion choices’

this is mesmerizing

I simply do not pair, and embrace chaos

Love this for them

but wait

gosh it's all international students isn't it

damn straight

Utterly relevant to me today as I suffer the physical consequences of overdoing it at another LARP weekend and coming down from the high of spending days playing pretend with my friends

"How will your PhD prepare you for your chosen career?"

"It won't, I'm 41, already an experienced professional, and have no plans to move into academia because, again, I cannot emphasise this enough, there's no fucking money in it for humanities, and my thesis topic has zero relevance to my job"

Compulsory doctoral induction seminar. Everyone else in my group is doing STEM career research.

Me: "Yeah, I'm just here to read and write about books. Yeah, there's no money. Yeah, it's just for fun. Yeah, I'm twice your age."

"To be labelled as true Teenage Ennui, a whine must come from the Bored-eaux region of France, otherwise it's just 'sparkling whatever'"

This came to me in a dream and I don't know what it means either

"To be labelled as true Teenage Ennui, a whine must come from the Bored-eaux region of France, otherwise it's just 'sparkling whatever'"

This came to me in a dream and I don't know what it means either

me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it

Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive

me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on

Caveman Therapist: wheel?

'Nah, I'm good for now man, thanks though'

oh absolutely fuck off and keep fucking off

this is *spectacular*