auralyn, catgirl priestess 🔵

Steam Controller Your games at your fingertips

oh my god it happened
@maysuser.name store.steampowered.com/sale/steamco...

a near perfect yellow onion being held in my hand

found the quintessential idea of an onion at the farmer’s market today

(the many suitors inspecting my sewing work in turn, then whispering amongst themselves as i stand at a distance, smiling) “she is pretty—marvelous to look upon, really—but… erm, do you also get the sense she’s a bit… stupid?”

Signal Messenger: Speak Freely Say "hello" to a different messaging experience. An unexpected focus on privacy, combined with all of the features you expect.

Reminder to not fedpost. As always, now is a good day to start using Signal

signal.org

i get it tho
like we call green/blue/purple cool colours and red/orange/yellow warm colours

what da tuna

Screenshot of Tweets that say: "Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up. My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people who profess to like it."

boys have penises

WOMEN have COCKS

Disagree?
skill issue

idk but i do love chopsticks

girl putting her cock under her pillow so the cock fairy will remove it and leave her a $60,000 dollar medical bill

Supreme Court Denies Request to Revisit Same-Sex Marriage Decision

Kim Davis has been fighting to overturn gay marriage for years.

She’s been fighting to be absolved of denying a marriage license to a gay couple

Today she lost her last shot at an appeal.

The Supreme Court denied her request to hear her case and ordered her to pay $360,000!

THE FEMALE BODY YEARNS FOR A LARGE PIZZA AND THREE PINTS OF MINT CHIP ICE CREAM

i'm over here stroking my ego i got lotion on my ego right now. i'm just stroking my ich i'm narcissistic as fuck man i'm an arrogant freak man like for real.

and im sure it was all his idea and nobody helped him >.>"

Extremely powerful

its some freak shit fr
(i wake up in the morning??)

if you are trans i love you btw

i have CPTSD, Cutie Princess Too Sleepy Disorder

Reposting because, and I say this with love, some of you are going to see this and go “oh shit, I need to check my bottle” and then immediately forget about it so if this could affect you, go check right now before you even scroll to the next post, I mean it.

is your relationship style mono, stereo, or 5.1 surround sound

gay obama be like uhhhh lemme be queer

reminder that trans people have the boot of genocide on our necks right now and it's damn hard to manage on a day to day basis

please fight for us, support us, or at the very least be kind to us and offer us care

do care + did ask + do worry about you + am really proud of you + you’re really gorgeous and i hope your dreams tonight are as beautiful as your smile 💜

adding this to my rotation
also 'What da tuna' is now my go-to calibration phase

I love my gay tranny life

it's crazy that all you need to do to be a "passoid" is be on estrogen for 5-10 years. it's almost like. hrt works.

90s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying “I don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”

You heard me

But even so, amid the tornadoed Atlantic of my being, do I myself still for ever centrally disport in mute calm

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without AI, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems, or saying... SIMON: You mentioned that. SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think AI can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from Scene 5 to Scene 6 and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an AI and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth. SHAPIRO: You would rather put a gun in your mouth.

possibly the funniest exchange of all time

what da tuna