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Parker Olsen

@parkerolsen.bsky.social

Associate Broadcast Producer @civicmedia.us | warhawkfootball.com & APG contributor | Award winning student journalist | Was once called “the voice of Whitewater sports”

42 Followers  |  48 Following  |  28 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024  |  1.7109

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I’ve gotten a weird amount of Selective Service ads on Twitter lately… I’m hoping that speaks more to my age than it does to the current/upcoming status of the world

29.08.2025 18:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Brewers have reached base on a lot of infield hits and errors… almost as many as they’ve allowed home runs

31.03.2025 18:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The #Badgers play at 12:30 on Thursday so I guess the last half hour of my news show is going to be me doing play-by-play while watching the game on my laptop. I don’t make the rules 🤷‍♂️

17.03.2025 00:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m curious how many people know that Colorado College plays in the #WIAC for women’s lacrosse.

04.03.2025 05:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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28.02.2025 21:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tune into 91.7 The Edge at 6pm for Warhawk Talk. @chrispittner5.bsky.social @masonraeck.bsky.social Chase Keller, Gabe Sadoski and I will talk nothing but UW-Whitewater sports

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28.01.2025 22:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I did not expect to spend my Monday night realizing that Arizona is now in the Big 12. They just upset No. 3 Iowa State with a half court buzzer beater Ben Brust style to send it to OT

28.01.2025 06:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok, I think that game made up for the last few days

10.01.2025 04:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s been almost two days since I’ve watched football. I think I’m having withdrawals

09.01.2025 00:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Whenever the NFL plays on Saturdays or Christmas or whatever this is how I picture the people from the NBA and CFB reacting.

Just let them have something for themselves, NFL

06.01.2025 18:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For sure. A lot of football stadiums are about to free up on Monday though

05.01.2025 02:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As cool as it is, I don’t understand why you’d rather play hockey in a baseball stadium than a football stadium. NHL hasn’t been at a football field since 2020.

You’d think a stadium built around a rectangle would give a better view of a rink than a stadium that’s a triangle.

05.01.2025 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The wonder of the Pop Tarts Bowl is unmatched. It displays the greatness of college football.

Let the Pop Tarts Bowl be the light that shines in the darkness of the transfer portal era.

29.12.2024 02:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

UW-Whitewater's Matt Burba gets the nod again, this time as a second team AP All American

#d3fb #WIAC

20.12.2024 02:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

UW-Whitewater’s John Pekar, Tyler Vasey and Matt Burba all receive 1st Team All-Region honors.

They make up 3 of the 8 #WIAC first team honorees.

#d3fb

11.12.2024 19:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My #d3fb predictions for today. I’m sticking to my bracket whenever possible, because of that I’m less confident about a couple games: Mount Union and Johns Hopkins

07.12.2024 16:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Quarters are 8 teams 🤦‍♂️ I was thinking round of 16

02.12.2024 18:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
ATN Podcast 371: Measuring the fallout – D3football.com

Dropped our latest podcast into the feed this morning. Discussion of the Round 2 exit of the WIAC and the PAC's struggles, great conversation with Johns Hopkins coach Dan Wodicka, takeaways from each game and a tribute to the person whose picks lead the pack. www.d3blogs.com/d3football/2... #d3fb

02.12.2024 15:15 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Probably the biggest issue with this year’s bracket. Even NPI can’t beat the geography constraints

02.12.2024 18:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Here come the “the #WIAC isn’t good” birds. Because La Crosse lost to NPI No. 1 St John’s and Platteville lost to by a score on the road to a team ranked as high as them in NPI.
#d3fb

30.11.2024 20:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DOINK
Gotta love #d3fb

30.11.2024 19:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trying out this starter pack thing. Hit me up with anyone you think I should add. Not all these accounts are exclusively DIII sports folks, but I'm throwing in anyone who dabbles, as well.

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27.11.2024 21:30 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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Volleyball wins region, heading to quarterfinals The UW-Whitewater volleyball team has punched their ticket to Salem, Virginia after winning the NCAA Regional Championship. The Warhawks sweeping victory versus UW-Platteville Saturday, Nov. 23, seale...

Check out the article on the Warhawks dominating performance in the NCAA Regional

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25.11.2024 21:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Way too early thoughts on NPI playoffs? Couple really good and couple really bad games this opening weekend, which seems about normal

25.11.2024 00:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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UW-Whitewater volleyball swept UW-Platteville to win the regional championship. They’ll head to Salem, Virginia, for a quarterfinal match on December 4th
#d3vb

24.11.2024 01:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In my #d3fb bracket pool we have four picks for North Central.
One for Mount Union.
One for St John’s.
One for… Texas Lutheran (which I’d like to point out isn’t even the bracket that one of our predictors titled the “F*** it” bracket)

22.11.2024 21:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The #WIAC was so difficult to predict this year. In the regular season I went 36-16 and 18-10 in conference play. For reference, last season I was 42-10, 22-6 in WIAC.
Hoping my #d3fb playoff predictions can let me finish on a high note

22.11.2024 21:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
non ncaa championships part 1

non ncaa championships part 1

In case you missed part 1.

21.11.2024 17:36 — 👍 58    🔁 6    💬 5    📌 11

Honorable mentions: Noah Morris, Paul Kim, Karsten Libby (special teams)

All-Sportsmanship: Jason Ceniti

Vasey is the first Warhawk to be #WIAC special teamer of the year. His stats are nuts: 3 TDs, 448 kickoff return yards on *11 attempts* — That’s 27% of returns for TDs
#d3fb

21.11.2024 19:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

UW-Whitewater’s Matt Burba tabbed as the #WIAC defensive player of the year. Tyler Vasey is the co-Specialist of the year.
All-WIAC players:
1st team-
John Pekar, Nehemiah Lomax, Ethan Gallagher, Kyle Koelblinger
2nd-
Drake Martin, Evan Oberg, Alex Pethan, Kamrin Hutt (LB)
#d3fb

21.11.2024 19:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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