@volkovaiii.bsky.social
omigaw dat dewlap
27.01.2026 02:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Don't forget Qxg5+ Kh8 2. Nxf7#... He's got two ways to run.
23.01.2026 10:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nh7+, then if ... Qxh7 2. Qf7#, else if ... Rxh7 2. Qg8#
23.01.2026 10:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Y'know, six months is a perfectly cromulent schedule on which to see your physician. Maybe get some screens done.
19.01.2026 09:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Have... have you had a physical lately?
19.01.2026 01:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Left pawn, then right pawn?
13.01.2026 22:31 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Left, but only because of nostalgia.
13.01.2026 19:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Now I wonder if this principle explains all the utterly unmoored fandom takes I have seen.
13.01.2026 00:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What isn't to your liking?
11.01.2026 02:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lmao, just checking! My last bun was neutered and he still had some kind of ... foot ... thing. If he loves lettuce that much, herbs might send him to another plane of existence. π
09.01.2026 18:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is- is he neutered?
If not... This is probably less cute than you think.
Returners FFRPG 3e got pretty close.
14.12.2025 02:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Vance came and ran his mouth, so they did exactly what Hoosiers do when some prick from Ohio tries to tell them what to do. It's the only explanation I have.
12.12.2025 16:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've always had a soft spot for "Your GP or your HP".
09.12.2025 23:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Behold, a terrible D&D group. Gotta keep looking.
07.12.2025 05:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Zeus is extremely disappointed in your scholarship.
04.12.2025 21:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this just in from noted poster Prokopetz: "Show me [...] feet."
04.12.2025 21:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0look if I just reach heaven through violence I can fix everything that bugs me ok
03.12.2025 10:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You don't?
29.11.2025 11:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0when does it drop on YouTube tho
23.11.2025 17:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Is it ethical?"
No, and that's definitely not the point you're supposed to be engaging with, Tyler.
*sees two genetically unrelated people developing a tight interpersonal bond*
now kith
Hello, I would like this on a T-shirt, please.
25.10.2025 22:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Calling prison, due to fencing and layout.
20.10.2025 22:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What Saturday Night Live has now instead of The Lonely Island. youtu.be/2K6oDokC2RI
20.10.2025 17:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You're really gullible, dude. Maybe take the L and move on. Nobody outposts the Doc.
17.10.2025 15:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I regret to inform you that this is also a Please Don't Destroy sketch.
15.10.2025 22:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I love all three of mine. They're really well made and fit everything you could want for a single commander deck.
15.10.2025 22:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Star Citizens don't have to wonder.
12.10.2025 22:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Start naming them like It's Always Sunny episodes?
11.10.2025 21:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
