Drew Sky

Yesterday, in his inaugural address, President Trump made sure to point out that there are only two genders. I don’t see the big deal. Most of my friends only have two genders.

Me too! I reach out to him on Instagram. Nice kid.

New Year’s resolutions aren’t just for big life changes—they’re also about the little things. For example, I’ve really come around on stretch denim.

So, an Alabama girl might win Miss America, and another might win RuPaul’s Drag Race in the same year. This is not what I expected from Trump’s America.#Alabama #rpdr

A fun collab with Charles Osborne #drag #christmas #queercomdedy

YouTube video by Drew Tessier (Comedian & Podcaster) Risky joke #comedy #comedian #standup #darkhumor #comedyshow

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“This whole Luigi trial is giving Chicago vibes, and the Menendez brothers must feel like Velma Kelly.

Nobody warns you that Viagra makes your nose itchy. We’re all out here learning life’s weird little lessons the hard way. Like pioneers. Horny, itchy-nosed pioneers.

2024: the year Will Morrison gets into posting feet pics on the Internet.

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Reading about the Amazon strike

I just rewatched the Pee-wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special: Cher, Little Richard, k.d. lang, Grace Jones, Joan Rivers. This is what made me gay

Here’s hoping 2025 is a better year for everyone—especially Justin Timberlake.

If media has taught us anything, it’s that Catherine O’Hara is the worst mom ever

When I was a little boy, I asked my grandmother how much Barbra Streisand tickets were. She said, ‘I wouldn’t walk across the street to hear her sing for free.’ Not a day has gone by that that line has not crossed my mind.

My mom just asked if I’d heard the Christmas song by “Rupaul”—“Hey Sis, It’s Christmas.” I don’t know what’s more embarrassing: that she asked me or that I hadn’t heard it yet.

I’m watching Trixie and Katya react to Lindsay Lohan’s Christmas movie Falling for Christmas. Katya wrapped it up by saying, “Well, it had more queer representation than Bros.” That might just be my new favorite expression.

We are all currently living through Ryan Murphy’s most poorly written season.

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I love watching the New York walk of shame—aka the parade of gay men sneaking out of the Chick-fil-A in Hell’s Kitchen, eyes averted, clutching a deep-fried bag of homophobia… with extra pickles. #chickfila #queercomedy

Are gay men naturally like this? Or are we just experiencing the cumulative effects of prolonged Golden Girls exposure?

Unicorns are cool, but narwhals are real. Horned whales > mythical horses.

That’s my specialty! I run the NY queer comedy festival

Today is the Iron Bowl, the long-standing rivalry between Auburn University and the University of Alabama. It’s essentially redneck fans calling the other side’s redneck fans a bunch of rednecks. Tradition is beautiful. #wareagle

At this point, I can’t decide which is worse: a Thanksgiving table with people who have opposite political views or a table full of people who agree with me and won’t shut up about it.