Matthew • Emily Flippen supremacy

The winner will be the first player to not be in on the merge vote and still go on to win since BOB.

We don’t make the rules, we simply spread the word.

Oh you better CLOCK IT

Justin Trudeau got Katy in the studio pumping out HITS.

Danielle and Amanda should have been on #Survivor 50 just to recreate the treasure island reward.

Purple Kelly died, crystallized, and came back to life as Yellow Sophie: a glamazon, bitch, ready for the runway. #Survivor49

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Ain’t no way you’re talking about the graphics of a bunch of squares. (Is a Minecraft hater)

They took Rain On Me off the work playlist… the homophobia of it all.

The new Pokemon game is the most fun I’ve had playing Pokemon in YEARS.

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You better stop before I burst a blood vessel😂

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Lmaooo Mitch the bitch? Oh you’re the comedian of the year.

Sandra’s karma works FAST. #Survivor49

FUCK YOU MATT. Sandra better get your ass. #Survivor49

“The man the myth the legend R I Z G O D Rizgod baby” #Survivor49

Sage would have EATEN the Upolu tribe up. #Survivor49

I love how Jeff pretended like they were gonna swap into 2 tribes regardless like sure Jan. #Survivor49

The ocean said “I can take shoes too what the fuck” #Survivor49

She was awful until the Rohan boot, and then she got mildly better until she tried pulling that stunt on Kristie

Can anyone who watched #SurvivorAU 2016 live explain the Phoebe hype? Because… she’s giving the Nicole Franzel of AU Survivor

Courtney not being upset about the death threat, but taking offense to the comment on the assumed state of her living situation is never not hilarious.

#Survivor #SurvivorExileIsland

I cannot believe that this little showgirl stunt is bringing me back into my swiftie era like🙃

Bashing “his love was the key that opened my thighs” but praising “hey cute jeans, take mine off me” is CRAZY. Tate McRacist will always be on my shit list, but god forbid a pop girlie writes an unserious sex song.

Ft. Kim Petras

I’m fully expecting a Charli feature on one of the 72 deluxe versions

God forbid I want a Chansey

But the way Charli said “Taylor Swift makes me insecure” and Taylor heard “I hate that bitch” is so funny to me

This album is so unserious. SUCH a breath of fresh air compared to the snooze fest depression asylum of TTPD.

Knowing that Jake is fine, I’m rooting for that snake. #Survivor49

I enjoy this new Taylor Swift album because it didn’t instantly put me to sleep. We actually have some TEMPO this time

Glad it only took them 8 seasons to properly execute a journey. #Survivor49