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I was on my second bulb when I realized my mistake

Apple "pencil tips"

"Pencil tips"
Sure, Apple, sure.

I hope she serves her full term

Such great news!

Ad for Supernatural on Netflix

Oh, look! Boy Charmed!

70s TV?

That made me lol

I saw Florence and immediately thought Henderson

I'm perplexed

Poison was my mother's favorite around the time Obsession was everywhere. Still love it

I loved Blood Bath and Beyond for that reason. Go in and buy 6 teaspoons. 8 knives. 2 forks.

I was so confused as to what this movie had to do with Rocky because this intrigued me and Rocky didn't.

I did, in fact, just say that

Boooo

Oy vey

One of the few famous folks that actually seems like they'd be fun.

New potatoes about to go in the oven

Guess what I'm having for dinner

TV and the movies have given me unrealistic expectations. I blame Dynasty, mostly

One time I was driving home and saw a big paper bag lying by the curb. I stopped, hoping it was full of cash, but it was just someone's trash.

Ours was. Haven't thought about it for years.

Was the back of the van carpeted?

They want to kill us

Obviously I love her

I love Christina Ricci's curtain dress!

What did you find interesting about him? His racism, homophobia, or transportation? Keeping women barefoot and pregnant isn't new or particularly interesting, so let's stick with those 3 for now.

Weird since I just listened to it

Ooh, so not something you can get at the hardware store

The seat?

Jfc