Evil Buntime 🔫🐇

A package of food labeled "bimbo lunch"

You've heard of "girl dinner" but how about

(Joke by @skybun.bsky.social )

Woohoo I got my stickers

i'm going to join a call with myself for like 40 minutes and then tell them that IT is on my laptop and eventually just say it's fixed 💃💃

i got so excited i almost told my team. never let them know you can use google.

OMG I DID IT I FIXED MY OUTLOOK MYSELF. EAT SHIT IT

A Chao with the words "just escaped my enclosure"

i want to make a video about my techo kaigi and how it's going and how i've done away with the idea that anything needs to look cute, OR that anything needs to be productive, i'm just out here having fun in my journals and not performing but i think posting a video about it will become performance

they can afford it. the raise pool this year is abysmal even though our output was better than ever.

I started using blue ink in my bujo and it's sooooo cute 🥺💙

i truly hate new outlook, but we are being made to use it.

they just keep saying "can you pull up outlook?" and then watching it load for 2 minutes and the closing it and then opening it up again. one guy hovered over the uninstall button, but didn't click it. one other person looked at the control panel for a few seconds, but didn't do anything

there is a 3rd IT person on the call now

so go to settings > account info > and manage the email accounts you have. remove every single one and presto, everything is super broken!

i broke my outlook so spectacularly that i've been in 3 calls with IT people and the most recent one is bringing in reinforcements and he's stumped too. am i winning?

When you see no footprints in the sand, it's because Shadow the hedgehog was carrying you (he's wearing air shoes).

Old (2015? I think?) moonside earthbound fanart by me. inversed-looking art shows ness laying down looking up at an item box surrounded by coffee and modern art and dali clocks.

lost on the moonside ☕ #art

My other heating pad just broke. This is my joker moment

*tin foil hat* apps want you to upload pics of your ID not so they can verify your age to """"protect the children"""" but to sell your data. based on everything i've seen in the last 10 years, it has NEVER been about protecting kids.

my heating pad broke. what's the point anymore.

"Holy crap Lois, it's Shadow!"

Sorry I have to head out early because i can't stand to be here anymore

Sorry I'm late. It was my turn to let everyone down for once

Sorry I'm late. I hate everyone here and I object to the concept of having a job but recognize it's needed for me to survive in this hell world

*showing up to work late* sorry I'm late I really didn't want to be here

If you're ever at a loss for what to do, just ask yourself: what would Shadow the hedgehog do? Then do the exact opposite. Shadow the hedgehog is not a mentally healthy person.

i love it when i take my sports bra out of the wash and the removable bra pads are totally fucked up because i don't have enough to do

found a cute shadow the hedgehog crochet keychain on pinterest and was like omg must make it. i click, there's no pattern. freaking gemini generated image. i could kill someone.

My humidifier was running in full blast all night long and my room is still so dry I could crumble into sand