I have Darkvision

Okay you know what? I don't care. I will watch the new Spongebob movie without shame.

Might have an opportunity for a new position at my job that would flip my schedule on its head.
Not having to get up at 3 am every day sounds nice, but I'm worried I'll turn into a nocturnal gremlin.

Hahaha my dog knows that when I put jeans on anytime after he's had his supper that it means we're going for a walk 🤣

Omg bless this thread and all of the good Bois and girls in it.

UUUGGHHHH fuck ALL the way off winter.

I ended up ordering a home lobotomy kit off Amazon 😖

Me: *trying to go back to sleep*

My dumbass brain: "Hey remember that stupid thing that happened to you 30 years ago and how embarrassing it was?"

Me: 😮‍💨 fine I'm up.

What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Just finished a dream where some lady in a grocery store was yelling at me for calling something gay and then I had to rescue a 15 ft long zucchini from a child.

Look at that big bushel of feets. What a cutie.

Omg it's getting cold out and that means my local grocery store will get their annual stock of Milka bars and I cannot wait to pretend like they're krill and I'm an Orca.

"You know that guy from Glee? The one that is a good singer?"

My boyfriend.

😶

My friend's cat is terminal and all I can do is sit here snuggling my pup and crying because I've been there and I know exactly how she must feel.

Hug your fur babies and send positive vibes to Waldo and Rachel.

This is Herman. He learned how to eat corn on the cob today. And within 11 seconds, he became an expert. 13/10 (TT: devonjohnson07)

That's an ancient Sumerian curse, for sure.

The only thing that's ugly in Pokemon is the overworld in the most recent games.

Had a lot of fun with the Dragon Quest Smash/Grow beta. Really looking forward to seeing what they do with the full release.

Omg me too Kathy.

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Been a Spotify user for like 10 years now.
Get fucked. 🖕 I encourage everyone to cancel their accounts. They don't pay artists enough, they bully European countries to weaken their social programs, and the CEO is a fascist sympathizer.

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Recovering from an awesome party last night. Been in a vegetative state all day and now for dinner I'm doing that thing where you cook "an appropriate amount" of pasta that ends up being too much... And then adding more anyway.
Save me, Carbohydrate Jesus.

Welcome back! Glad to hear that the program was successful and that you're in a better place 😊

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Literally crying.

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I made it in too!!! So stoked to see SqEnix's newest mobile game with a one year lifespan!

(I hope it lasts longer but 🤷)

My friends and I "joke" about starting a commune but I'm always like ...... Ok so when?

My baby boy goes in for surgery tomorrow morning to have that (non-cancerous) lump on his chest removed.
I would appreciate all the positive vibes I can get. I've been spiralling about it all week.

There are so many incredible indie studios right now there's never been less reason to play EA games.

Mark Carney is trying to poach H-1B visa holders.

We are already in a housing crisis in part due to immigration and we are well behind on our targets for new builds.

But yes let's throw some gasoline on the fire and fuck the market even more.

This guy's a bigger clown than Trudeau, a high bar.

No I will not watch your reviews of FFT: Ivalice Chronicles. Yes it's absolutely because I am jealous you got to play early.

Absolutely nobody:

My brain: but what about a doubles team lead with bulky Poison Heal Gliscor with Toxic Orb and Magic Guard Clefairy with Leftovers to Trick onto the Gliscor after a double protect turn 1?

🧠

I'm so happy to see so many pictures of cats in my feed, but I could do without the weird "hallu frenz I wach birb tru da windo" garbage.

Your cat doesn't appreciate your misrepresentation of its intelligence.