Mz. Melody Jane

i can tell if you're autistic in about 37 seconds of giving you head...

Melody Jane, caked and curvaceously nude, standing in the highlights of a sun, titty fat, skin glowing in a transclucent shine (aka, very white, very pale) Ze's holding a kitten coffee cup, blowing vape smoke while doing a weird, hot think with the corner of zer bottom lip.

pov: "how d'ya like yer eggs?"

YouTube video by Santiago Ferreyra Public Service Broadcasting - The Race For Space

putting her in "sub-space"...

youtu.be/hZyLwfrDyjc?...

56* / 101

*omfg, holy shit, wow, *gulp* wow, hahaha, whoaaa....

finished writing the tracklist for my next album...it's gonna be a tight little cute unit <3

Melody Jane, caked and curvaceously nude, standing in the highlights of a sun, titty fat, skin glowing in a transclucent shine (aka, very white, very pale) Ze's holding a kitten coffee cup, blowing vape smoke while doing a weird, hot think with the corner of zer bottom lip.

pov: "how d'ya like yer eggs?"

next, on COLUMBO:

A crumbling marriage, a $30 million lottery winner conspires with his uncle (RIP TORN) to claim the winnings in secret. But when it comes time to cash out; only one can claim the ticket!

Hitting a roadblock, Columbo (PETER FALK) gambles on his most unusual witness yet (MONKEY)

gg !!!

a dagger of fused funyun matter

gom jabbar

and the bisexual representation!

"you don't know us because we've never talked: we're the atheists"

"bring on the conversions"

- the best starting lines to a fight, i'm sure...

a story that literally starts by begging the question "where have all our lesbians gone?"

it is a very cherished memory <3

@rajandelman.bsky.social, i'd love to pick your movie brain too, if you're into it?

perhaps @replicantmemory.gay might want to join? i've been wanting to do online movie date with her too !!

online movie date ???

@asterionhex.monster
@gothgirl.bsky.social
@jokewitch.bsky.social
@theblueiriss.bsky.social
@adri-anarchy.bsky.social

this will be for an essay submitted to the Vancouver Pride Mag...maybe???

i'm interviewing the director of Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter for the 25th anniversary, the intersection of campy films, queers, and christ; the queer urge to reclaim his teachings.

If anyone would like to discuss these particular intersections and what it means to you; feel free to DM me :3

love* always* win*

*triple-decker *PBJ *slaps

me, cumming my absolute fuckin' brains out: *bk64_yuh_huck.ogg*

i kinda wanna murder someone just so Columbo will hang out with me for a bit and make me nervous blush...

do you think Mrs. Columbo is a wire wife, or a cloth wife?

Columbo: Death Hits the Jackpot (TV Movie 1991) ⭐ 7.5 | Crime, Drama, Mystery 1h 38m | TV-PG

other summaries are weak....

m.imdb.com/title/tt0101...

next, on COLUMBO:

A crumbling marriage, a $30 million lottery winner conspires with his uncle (RIP TORN) to claim the winnings in secret. But when it comes time to cash out; only one can claim the ticket!

Hitting a roadblock, Columbo (PETER FALK) gambles on his most unusual witness yet (MONKEY)

the amount various 2nd-hand smokes, basic meals, riding on cups upon cups of cheap, watered down coffee, never a full nights sleep...

two things after street living that i'll never take for granted again;

1. sleeping in
2. big, solid poops.

Melody dressed in black dress and boots, cricket back held behind zer head while ze smokes a joint.

ok

Did you know; if you are a homosexual, chances are pretty sure you're gay?

ugh, his name
isn't 'mr hyde';
it's 'dr. jekyll's monster'