yvette cetera

if you aren't following my porn account (@mouthgirl.bsky.social) you're missing out on bangers like this jsyk ✨☺😈

Gold - 15 colours
#pixelart #artpost

duolingo is basically useless. get a library card and you can use mango for free, if you must use a mobile app. it's like a more modern pimsleur. many languages will also have better methods depending on your starting point and end goals, but either way you have to put in effort, i'm sorry to say.

maids vol. 1 // 2024

Boom boom bang bang! Go-onger! Egao no goru wo mezasunda! Engine Sentai Go-Onger! Go On!

There are seven types of people on social media.

Newsom has proved that he will set aside every liberal ideal you think he holds for the sake of power. You simply can’t trust him. I don’t object to him forcefully opposing Trump where he can, but the reason people qualify their support is that he’s a snake.

yay! I'm also a beach this week!

genuinely if you want a day, make a skinny bitch saturday or something i don't fuckin' know. a lot of people i know stopped doing the whole tummy tuesday thing because a lotta twiggy fucks moved in immediately to occupy the space when it wasn't made for them. idk. genuinely upsetting stuff!

“brick” and “chasing” are the obvious choices but “soft face” and “double standard peen” are closer to my lived experience.

Handsome Japanese actor Toshiro Mifune looking at the camera in a way that makes my ovaries explode.

Absurdly handsome Japanese actor Toshiro Mifune smiling at the camera and holding up a drink.

Extremely handsome Japanese actor Toshiro Mifune swimming outdoors with a cigarette in his mouth.

here’s that Toshiro Mifune thirst post you ordered

I only did pizza for nine years, but after that (relatively) short time I got so used to the feel of dough that I could judge temperatures within two degrees by hand, nail weights without a scale, and get a full pie from phone to oven in twenty seconds.

All labor is skilled labor.

69ing with your boobs is a 38 because it's like :38

hehehe adorable. good girl

i call this one a 38...

if you think that's cool, you're gonna love this next move 😘

hello yourself 👉👋👈

that's me giving a deadly krotty chop right thru those bottom fingers

69ing but just so we can suck each other's tits

let's get em!

Meme of a sub sandwich being thrown at a fascist soldier, and the text is Don’t Bread on Me

I love being online

cuz I'm like :3 on those 8

Doing a cheeky mukbang - I think these are still words people use - with the jaffa cake ice cream at McDonalds in the UK.

Come see more syrupy sweet nonsense at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival! Tickets still available for week 3!

www.thespaceuk.com/shows/2025/a...

www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

i call that a 38

acrylic painting by Zoë Treez - 2025 painted in only reds, purples and black- a vampiric/gothic outdoor setting is depicted on a stretched canvas (gently sitting on a shrub for display). the composition contains a large, pointed castle, positioned slightly to the right of a large glowing full moon. in the foreground, to the left of the canvas, is a twisting dead tree. From the castle to the viewers perspective, there is a grassy path leading you to its ominous structures. surrounded by plants, foliage and trees of various textures. this is an original painting, all done by hand with zero sketch. this painting took a total of about 9 hours. thank you for viewing

🩸unnamed, unvarnished🩸
acrylic in canvas -

i am a 4 year old child and this would work on me

An oldie.

Disco Elysium mobile

It is an act of superhuman irony that Disco Elysium turned to the camera, went "everything that criticizes capitalism will be repackaged for maximum market appeal and regurgitated back to you under capitalism" and was subsequently repackaged for maximum market appeal and regurgitated back to us.

Kurt Russell does it for me, what can i say?