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@disgraziata.bsky.social

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Latest posts by disgraziata.bsky.social on Bluesky

Happy to be of service. I once got into a taxi in Dublin wearing a cool new outfit. I was nervous about deviating from the norm but did it anyway.

The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"

12.11.2025 06:03 — 👍 2776    🔁 150    💬 11    📌 12

asking cus I just walked past an incredibly hot, visibly queer one and we both did a double take

13.11.2025 11:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

are Luas ticket inspectors included in ACAB?

13.11.2025 10:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Daily affirmation

12.11.2025 14:01 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

i wear roundy glasses. i was standing outside a pub in the middle of the day & three drunk women came out dressed up to the nines. one of them fell flat on her arse. i awkwardly shuffled, indecisive about whether to intervene. her friend seeing this shouted "even harry potter wouldn't help you up!!"

12.11.2025 08:36 — 👍 86    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 0

so true houseplant keepers

12.11.2025 08:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'd send each one of you home with a monstera cutting

11.11.2025 22:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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as if 50+ houseplants in a tiny gaff wasn't enough I now also need space to store their bananawater

11.11.2025 22:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

it's cuffing season and I'm on really good private health insurance so if anyone wants to get married real quick DM me

11.11.2025 19:16 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

game recognizes game

11.11.2025 12:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I skitter. I scuttle. I scurry

11.11.2025 12:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have many bug-like qualities

10.11.2025 21:36 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

activating like a sleeper agent whenever I hear the word "armpit"

10.11.2025 13:19 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

born to cheat forced to consensual open relationships

08.11.2025 22:45 — 👍 27    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

this is what it must've felt to be my dad in the 90s

08.11.2025 22:57 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you can imagine my surprise when I, new driver and lifelong non-smoker, found myself doing 120km/h hankering for a cigarette

08.11.2025 22:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I DROVE on the MOTORWAY

08.11.2025 21:21 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me thrice oh my god enough! why do you hate me! stop!!

07.11.2025 12:15 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

progesterone 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

06.11.2025 23:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

do! you will be welcomed with ass pics

06.11.2025 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

posting ass in close friends stories will continue until morale improves

06.11.2025 22:40 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

they haven't made a normaler girl

06.11.2025 21:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yes

06.11.2025 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i am normal

06.11.2025 20:45 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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turns out I have 2 bitch daughters

05.11.2025 14:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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my bitch daughter got pests

05.11.2025 14:30 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

trying a new thing. its called not doing stuff that makes me feel bad

04.11.2025 15:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's dirty money but I'm stepping up for my community

03.11.2025 17:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lending my tech money to my unemployed friends makes me feel like a Brazilian druglord paying for the favelas' kids medical treatment

03.11.2025 17:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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