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Crafting, plants, critters, etc. (And interactive fiction, apparently?!)

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The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

Bluesky rn

05.11.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23379    ๐Ÿ” 4835    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

05.11.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17792    ๐Ÿ” 3508    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 125    ๐Ÿ“Œ 72
A wheel-like visualization of bird feathers colored from wikipedia descriptions

A wheel-like visualization of bird feathers colored from wikipedia descriptions

It took me about three months to get here but...

Here's a ๐Ÿชถ for (nearly) every species of bird, with colors extracted from wikipedia descriptions.

10,151 species.

#dataviz #birds #data

04.11.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 326    ๐Ÿ” 106    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

โ€œEach type of fossil has a different story to tell, and these stories complement each other, helping us to reconstruct a more accurate picture of the past. Paleontologists need all these pieces to reconstruct the history of life.โ€ @alinemghilardi.bsky.social

03.11.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can you believe it? Spring Thing 2026 is just six months away!

- A fun, unranked event with ribbons and prizes
- Two divisions, main festival and back garden

***No LLM-generated content permitted***

I hope to see everyone there! It's never too soon to start.

Please pass it on <3

04.11.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a legless lizard that looks like a penis. it is pink, ribbed, erect at a 45 degree angle, and has an eyeless head with a broad shield on its forehead. if you look for more than a second, you'd notice it does have a mouth and its little tongue is sticking out.

a legless lizard that looks like a penis. it is pink, ribbed, erect at a 45 degree angle, and has an eyeless head with a broad shield on its forehead. if you look for more than a second, you'd notice it does have a mouth and its little tongue is sticking out.

a top down view of a legless lizard that looks like a penis. it is pink, tube, shaped, and has a head the shape of a rounded triangle. the forehead has a shield covering it that makes the head a little more orange. The lizard is pink because its skin has no pigment and in order to use its head to dig, it has two ligaments on the back of its neck tht look like a frenulum.

a top down view of a legless lizard that looks like a penis. it is pink, tube, shaped, and has a head the shape of a rounded triangle. the forehead has a shield covering it that makes the head a little more orange. The lizard is pink because its skin has no pigment and in order to use its head to dig, it has two ligaments on the back of its neck tht look like a frenulum.

I usually like to put pictures of the lizards I'm working on in my presentations, but I think I might get a code of conduct violation for showing Monopeltis.

๐Ÿ“ท M. capensis, Alex Rebelo
๐Ÿ“ท M. sphenorhynchus, Vanessa446

03.11.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1519    ๐Ÿ” 136    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 188    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
Drawing of a brown male pet rat sitting curled up leaning on the outer wall of a nest box, resting his head on his stomach with his hind paws up in the air on either side of his head. He looks relaxed and ready to sleep, though his eye is cracked open and looking at the viewer.

Drawing of a brown male pet rat sitting curled up leaning on the outer wall of a nest box, resting his head on his stomach with his hind paws up in the air on either side of his head. He looks relaxed and ready to sleep, though his eye is cracked open and looking at the viewer.

I havenโ€™t had much time for drawing anything personal lately, but hereโ€™s a quick doodle of my rat Hรถnรถ, who curled into this seemingly very uncomfortable position and then promptly fell asleep using himself as a pillow.

29.10.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 115    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Helping a friend get back home

28.10.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I Visit a Christian Hell House As someone who grew up believing in Hell, it was time to face my fears.

as someone who grew up believing in a literal hell for about 20 years of my life, i was delighted to visit my first ever christian hell house. it actually got pretty *weird* to be honest: www.webworm.co/hellhouse/

26.10.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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ECTOCOMP 2025 A game jam from 2025-10-01 to 2025-12-01 hosted by rubereaglenest, alyshkalia & Passerine. There's a full moon rising Let's go dancing in the light We know where the music's playing Letโ€™s go out and f...

You still have a week to get that Ectocomp game submitted!

itch.io/jam/ectocomp...

(feel free to pass it on)

23.10.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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was randomly browsing r/megalophobia earlier only to see an image of stygiomedusa with a snorkeler at the surface, which is bonkers since it's a deep sea jelly. ๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿงช

after a little digging, it came from this paper: doi.org/10.1590/S198...

about this observation:
www.instagram.com/p/BzlnDMxht0y

20.10.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 170    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

this is why i should stick to fiber crafts, there's an intrinsic satisfaction there that doesn't require it to be shared. nothing better than making my silly little thread pictures unperceived.

22.10.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me, writing: This is really coming together, it isn't bad... Is this actually good? I love making things!
Me, sharing that writing for review: Everything I create is ashes in my mouth. I'm a crime against art. They're prob laughing at me. I should be exiled. I'll never write aga

22.10.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same, same, same

21.10.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 134    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Isopod: A Webbed Spin-off (Original Game Soundtrack), by Stijn van Wakeren 28 track album

Still a few hours before we press the big scary release button on Isopod, but you can already get the OST on bandcamp thanks to our amazing composer @stijnvanwakeren.bsky.social
stijnvanwakeren.bandcamp.com/album/isopod...

21.10.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 113    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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To those who are here for IFComp I know lots of authors and reviewers are only really around this forum during IFComp season. For those of you who arenโ€™t aware, there are a variety of IF-related events going on year-round that you ca...

Did you know? People make and play IF games all year long!

intfiction.org/t/to-those-w...

21.10.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The AWS outage today is a good reminder that there is no "cloud", there's just somebody else's computer.

20.10.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2919    ๐Ÿ” 732    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34
Meme. Ad or label for Carling Breweries, showing three men at a table, having a drink together. They appear to be dressed in 19th century clothing.

The man on the left is leaning back into his chair with his feet out, and his right hand is on a cane. His left hand holds a long pipe, and he is looking at you. His face is flushed, like he has been exercising or lying, or been caught thinking about his sex dungeon. The man in middle, wearing a green jacket, is older. His white hair is receding, and he is also smoking. His gaze is on the last man.

This last fellow, wearing a red jacket & a blue bow tie, is standing and pointing at a piece of paper on the table. His black top hat is on the ground beside him, as if he stood up in a hurry. I would guess that he is upset about how they're splitting the bill. Why should *he* have to pay for Carter's onion rings? He barely had any!

The original label at the top reads: "Yorkshire Ale."

The meme text at the bottom reads:
"Now with more eels!"

Meme. Ad or label for Carling Breweries, showing three men at a table, having a drink together. They appear to be dressed in 19th century clothing. The man on the left is leaning back into his chair with his feet out, and his right hand is on a cane. His left hand holds a long pipe, and he is looking at you. His face is flushed, like he has been exercising or lying, or been caught thinking about his sex dungeon. The man in middle, wearing a green jacket, is older. His white hair is receding, and he is also smoking. His gaze is on the last man. This last fellow, wearing a red jacket & a blue bow tie, is standing and pointing at a piece of paper on the table. His black top hat is on the ground beside him, as if he stood up in a hurry. I would guess that he is upset about how they're splitting the bill. Why should *he* have to pay for Carter's onion rings? He barely had any! The original label at the top reads: "Yorkshire Ale." The meme text at the bottom reads: "Now with more eels!"

In c.1634 Matthew Stevenson wrote a poem titled "Upon Yorkshire Ale"...a drink he didn't like. He found it too dark & thick, and he wrote (among other unpleasant things):

There cannot but be Eels
Where there is so much Mudde.

What do you think might be hiding in your drink?
๐Ÿ—ƒ๏ธ๐Ÿงช

16.10.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 126    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Fresno guys

15.10.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 423    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The president keeps talking about how he knows he is going to hell and the material pleasures of life are just a balm for a wound growing deeper by the day. Which could be good or bad. It's impossible to say.

13.10.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 532    ๐Ÿ” 110    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Passionvine tendril with very tiny orange caterpillar on it

Passionvine tendril with very tiny orange caterpillar on it

Close up of tiny orange caterpillar on curly tendril

Close up of tiny orange caterpillar on curly tendril

this is pif he is twelve minutes old and five molecules long

13.10.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 582    ๐Ÿ” 129    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Working away on this #deepsea carnivorous sponge, crinoid and brittle star painting. Itโ€™s getting there, probably 75% done now, adding all the details and rainbow colors is my fav part! #deepseacreatures #coldwatersponges ๐Ÿก๐Ÿฆ‘ #invertebrates #acrylicpainting #marinebiology #art #painting #artist

10.10.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ

09.10.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1714    ๐Ÿ” 205    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Bat vs. Robinโ€”Scientists Capture Real-Life Audio of Midair Hunt Scientists suspected that Europeโ€™s largest bats snack on migrating songbirds when they can, but a stunning newly published observation proves it

Scientists suspected that Europeโ€™s largest bats snack on migrating songbirds when they can, but a stunning newly published observation proves it

09.10.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Photo of Elmo on my lap, sniffing my shirt while being loosely held by my hand. Next to him is Basil, a smaller brown rat.

Photo of Elmo on my lap, sniffing my shirt while being loosely held by my hand. Next to him is Basil, a smaller brown rat.

Elmo has a lovely personality. Though he's a bit more temperamental and sensitive than, say, Lumo and Taika, he's also active, human-oriented and very cuddly.

No matter how many rats I have, there are never two that are the same. Their lives are such short flickers, but each one bright and unique.

10.10.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@tabithawrites.itch.io Look at Elmo!

10.10.2025 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to eat them.

08.10.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

stop calling a bunch of apps an "ecosystem" until you can define the app version of a decomposer

06.10.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 181    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking forward to this one because, despite being American, I was homeschooled until college and never experienced a HS prom or homecoming.

07.10.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Guy who just got hit with a Persian spear: only fatty meats and wine can save me

06.10.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 146    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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