Christian Restifo

If the economy was a person.....

May the wings of liberty never lose a feather!

If we don't stop antifa now, they'll end up teaching young white Christian boys and girls to swing their hips. WE MUST STOP THIS MADNESS!!!!

"When Vicious Dogs Attack", tonight at 7 on channel 6.

The end scene in "V for Vendetta" but everyone is wearing frog suits.

YouTube video by Benny Legend Apocalypse Now - Journey Up The Nùng River

ICE is apparently patrolling the Chicago river. Here's footage of their activities:

5 will get you 10 that in a year, they'll be disrespecting the flag by keeping up torn/faded ones, failing to illuminate it at night, etc.

Show me on the doll where the demonic Spanish half time show hurt you.

Charlie Kirk is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

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Hey Georgia:

Someone should make up a fake conflict and see if he says the same thing.

"What do you think about the DTF fighting the WAP in North Gonunga? Since the Gonungans have agreed to a trade deal with the US, do you have any plans to help them?"

When you outlaw owning lions, only criminals will own lions.

Yeah, they got gashed repeatedly.

Man, think what will happen when she goes from disappointed to mildly annoyed!

Doncha know I got a bad feeling aboot this!

Let's all say a prayer for the Subway social media team at this difficult time.

I thought this was The Onion for a minute.

You're of the "Tuesday according to a Monday schedule" clan, Jason. Time has always been meaningless for us.

Holy fucking shitballs. FedEx delivered a package on time. No "scheduled for delivery in 2 hours when it's 3 states away." No constant rescheduling to the next day because it remains lost.

On time delivery. I should buy a lottery ticket.

"Don't lick that human's nostril. You don't know where it's been."

Babe, wake up. New cartoon of Norman Reedus just walking for 15 hours just dropped.

Hey, Home Depot, it's hard to get at what I want to buy when you keep randomly putting shit everywhere in the aisles.

If your quick start guide is 795 pages long, it is *not* a quick start guide.

Thankfully, this means that the number of weather events will go down. Hell, if we could stop all monitoring and operations, there'd be absolutely no tornado warnings, flash flood watches, and the like. So much winning for everyone!!!!

Nic Cage looks like Gene Wilder playing Madden.

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Gen X watching this unfold:

Wouldn't Castle Wolfenstein be the game that started it all?

"Is he a murderer or does he have treats?"