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Perched in quiet contemplation, this exquisite mandrill seems the very portrait of philosophical melancholy โ€” as though pondering the futility of peeling yet another banana in a world so rarely appreciative of oneโ€™s splendidly coloured face.

#zoo #artis #amsterdam #animal

24.10.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A Dutch dawn so exquisitely painted by nature herself, one could almost hear the soft creak of the windmill offering its morning curtsy to the sun. Mist lingers like a bashful guest, unwilling to leave the splendour of such serene company. #photography #windmill #dawn #dutch #morning

20.10.2025 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wauw!

13.08.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Behold: a #medieval shortcut that doubled as a drainage system, loversโ€™ hideout, and occasional pigeon parliament. Note the elegant archwork: painstakingly designed to last centuries, only to be decorated by graffiti artists with questionable spelling skills.

#photography #croatia

13.08.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The mighty #Arena of #Pula โ€” where gladiators once clashed, emperors feigned interest, and locals today battle for the best selfie angle. Built by the Romans, preserved by time, and now occasionally hosting concerts and confused tourists in sandals.

05.08.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#Groลพnjan! Where every cobblestone whispers sonnets and even the shutters are more vibrant than your cousinโ€™s Instagram filter. Once a medieval stronghold, now a bohemian haven where vines, art, and gossip all grow with wild abandon.

#photography

04.08.2025 06:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Ah, Rovinj! Like stumbling into a Mediterranean fairytale penned by an overenthusiastic Romantic. Cobblestones whisper history, shutters flirt with the sun, and even the sea seems to sigh in five languages. Quite unreasonably lovely, really.

#photography #Rovinj #Croatia

02.08.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Behold the mighty dragon of #Ljubljana, forever guarding the bridge and judging your selfie skills. Legend says if a virgin crosses, the dragon wags its tail. Locals say that's why itโ€™s been suspiciously still since the 1800s.

#photography

25.07.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In 2025, citizens re-enacted the ancient ritual of โ€œWaiting for the Bus,โ€ a solemn rite involving strategic foot shuffling, passive-aggressive glances at watches, and silent curses to public transport gods. Historians agree: patience peaked at 9:47 AM.

#photography #voc #travel #amsterdam

02.06.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Caught this moment where light and structure come together just right. I love how the clean lines, textures, and angles play off each otherโ€”simple, intentional design that quietly connects with its surroundings.

#photography #travel #architecture

26.05.2025 07:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ah yes, behold Seattleโ€™s Olive Way: where buildings try to outgrow each other, the monorail photobombs your skyline shot, and the street signs are our subtle way of saying โ€œgood luck navigating this urban Jenga set.โ€

#photography #urban #seattle #monorail

20.05.2025 10:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ah yes, the rare and elusive Reading Nookus Maximusโ€”often found nesting between oversized letters and devouring chapter books like snacks. Clearly, literacy and lounge skills are at an all-time high!

#photography #library #books #reading

14.05.2025 06:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Much obliged

09.05.2025 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!

09.05.2025 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wandered into this quiet little spot on the Washington coastโ€”looked like a hotel, felt like a Wes Anderson set. The sky was brooding, the water was calm, and the whole scene whispered, โ€œStay a whileโ€ฆ or at least snap a photo.โ€

#photography #sky #coast #drama

09.05.2025 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Indeed it is. A beautiful mansion with a fascinating history!

04.05.2025 10:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A Victorian mansion so gloriously overbuilt, itโ€™s as if a castle and a gingerbread house eloped during the Industrial Revolution. A triumph of turrets, chimneys, and "because we can" architecture. Drafty? Absolutely. Fabulous? Indubitably.

#photography #architecture #historical

04.05.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Prachtig!

02.05.2025 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Here we observe the elusive Homo sapiens' attempt at zenโ€”surrounding themselves with koi, lanterns, and carefully curated chaosโ€”proving once again that inner peace is best achieved with a leaf blower and a landscaping budget.

#photography #travel #garden

30.04.2025 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Meet the emperor of existential crises: the black #tamarin. Majestic, fluffy, and currently contemplating why bananas exist. Evolution didnโ€™t prepare him for Mondays either.

#photography #travel #animal

27.04.2025 06:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Behold the architectโ€™s crowning glory: a giant set of glowing chopsticks locked in eternal combat, right in the heart of downtown #Vancouver. Officially, itโ€™s the Olympic Cauldronโ€”but he swears itโ€™s just a Transformerโ€™s idea of a cozy bonfire.

#photography #travel #canada

25.04.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Proof that the best urban planning includes a neon pink elephant, a bike lane, and a one-way to fabulous. Welcome to Seattle, where even your car wash has better branding than your startup.

#photography #seattle #travel #urban

21.04.2025 09:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Met! Where New York's finest collection of ancient stone stares eternally into the middle distance, wondering why humans still wear Crocs. Corinthian columns, dramatic skylights, and enough marble to make Caesar blushโ€”truly a temple of culture (and confused tourists).

#photography #travel

16.04.2025 07:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wauw, wat een plaatje!

10.04.2025 08:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The ancient dolmen of Drentheโ€”proof that even 5,000 years ago, people struggled with IKEA instructions and just stacked the stones instead. A prehistoric "open plan" tomb with excellent natural ventilation!

#photography #history #travel

10.04.2025 08:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stunning view!

08.04.2025 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Leadenhall Marketโ€”where Victorian architects said, โ€œLetโ€™s make a meat market look like a royal ballroom.โ€ Glass roof? Check. Corinthian columns? Obviously. Itโ€™s the only place you can admire ornate cornices while dodging delivery cyclists.

#photography #london #architecture #travel

08.04.2025 05:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Behold Victorlientje, Alkmaarโ€™s sassiest winged warriorโ€”forever mid-gesture like sheโ€™s saying, โ€œAnd that, dear Spaniards, is how you get kicked out of the Netherlands. Now run along, Iโ€™ve got clouds to pose dramatically under.

#photography #history #memorial #travel

05.04.2025 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A masterpiece of steel and light, perfectly designed to shelter 50,000 fans from rainโ€”except for the walk to and from. Architects call this โ€˜experiential contrast.โ€™ Fans call it โ€˜soaking wet.โ€™ Either way, itโ€™s a win for atmosphere!

#photography #architecture #stadium

04.04.2025 08:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In a humble classroom of 8-year-olds, the cosmos of chemistry unfolds. Colors blend, liquids layerโ€”gravity and density in action! A simple yet profound reminder that science isnโ€™t just in labs; itโ€™s in curiosity, in play, and in the boundless wonder of young minds.

#photography #education #school

02.04.2025 07:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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