Mitsoukio Tentai

Wolf maid 🧹✨

BREAKING NEWS: IKEA now include an enthusiastic yet unqualified assembly otter with every purchase.

Rude Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose. Highlighted Off, darkened Warn, and darkened Hide buttons.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Latex Drone Mishap

I feel in a drone kinda mood lately... So I decided to draw yet another drone suit takeover, with a short story I wrote alongside it...

I hope you all enjoy it~

Find the story on
e621 : e621.net/posts/5682332
Fur affinity : www.furaffinity.net/view/61438767/

More literal version of "super massive black hole"

Wrestling narrator narrates your actions after you put on the Hypnull Singlet.

"And in this corner, we have a newcomer!"

You march forward, flexing... "W-what, I'm n-not- G-Gah!"

"A passionate, dimwitted meathead."

Mind emptying at every word... "I'm not a duuuhhh huhuh!"

1/2

hey, hey, just relax for a second, it’s okay. everything’s chill, just take a breath for me. deep breaths, that’s good~
just follow along.
just relax. just read. just listen.
just me. everything’s okay.
everything feels good right now.
you feel good right now.
keep reading.
1/3

Sqrrrrrkk... it's around that time of year when my nulge grows and swells each time it gets squished and rubbed.. ccrrkkk.. Nullvember is always a fun time of year for all toys.. make my nulge grow bigger @//////@
🎨 @riggedreded.bsky.social

❤️ = size+
🔄 = -int
💬 = +horny

We shouldn't hate on Breath of the Wild's success because it "ruined Zelda" or whatever. We should hate on it because it led to Genshin Impact

'creative director played a new game in the weekend and wants to pivot' has probably cost the games industry around 50 trillion dollars over the past decade

A google search result with predictive auto complete. "shin megami tensei: Digital Deviled Eggs"

Google truly is getting dumber

you gotta.

i don't make the rules you just gotta.

In this case "rest and relaxation" probably means some form of "temporary non-existence", for the record. Meditative hibernation, transformed into a different identity, just straight up leaving the physical realm for a while to be in the Platonic Sea of Pure Information. Existing is hard mkay

The first coat of wool sheared off of a sheep-TFed person is perfect by nature. It's the idea of wool, not something that had to be grown. Unfortunately, transforming you into and out of sheepform to harvest plenty fractionated you with sheepbrain.

Who needs braincells when you can be handsome?

Frills for Stripe's Moonfang avatar on my Gumroad: morghus.gumroad.com/l/moonfangfr...

Normalize this reaction
#art #artists

CMSN for @xavierh0.bsky.social | Pgs 4/5/6 + alt hyper nulge ending
Continuation to - bsky.app/profile/jizz...
#furryart #rubbersuit #livingsuit #latexsuit #JazzArts

Laguz, as a Kitsune witch, holding Zed, as a squeaky fox toy, close to his nulge as a magic circle glows beneath them. A contract with Zed's name hovers above, with the words "Foxtoy Familiar" written on top. The background is a moonlit forest.

Laguz needs all the help he can get this season, which sometimes requires offering new boons to extend existing pacts. Although in Zed's case, I think the main boon is getting to be Laguz's left hand toy, and all the joy of service that provides~

My part of a trade with @zedsqueaks.bsky.social

Once again:

A proposal 💍

[ #art #commissions ]

Leaks are coming out today that Fortnite is planning to make next chapter of this season be Harry Potter and is working with WB/JK. Remind Epic who their player base is. Call or email them today, telling them you plan to cancel Crew if this happens.
Support: 1-919-854-0070
Email: help@fortnite.com

A screenshot of a button design that reads "STILL better than AI" with messy pencil doodles on notebook paper.

what do we think? (Button/magnet design)
will probably fiddle with the doodles. but i want them to be messy and honestly kind of bad! thats the point, lol.

a guy holds out his phone and says “i love this app that lets you virtually pet a dog” another guy looks concerned and says: “don't they send 17 trillion dollars to israel every year”

#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

stop-paypros.neocities.org

Wasn't originally planning on doing anything myself based on this, but then I figured I should make sure SOMEONE would use it! Posted the first 10 days worth of the short little drabbles I've wrote (each about 4-5 sentences long), and I hope you enjoy them!
www.furaffinity.net/view/62846872/

Top left: THE HERO OF SHALLOWCREEK (the word Shallowcreek is stylized to look like a twine link. stylish!) Below the title, a sheep wearing a tunic is staring, hypnotized, into the bright yellow eyes of a dark and sinister bat. The bat has a grip on his wrist, raising his sword in a heroic motion for him, while guiding his chin upward with one hand. Behind them, there are ominous sets of yellow eyes watching from the darkness of a forest background.

You are Valentine, a humble sheepfolk grass farmer with dreams of something bigger. Following the call of adventure you set out to become...

THE HERO OF SHALLOWCREEK
(An 18+ Text-Based Fantasy Adventure Game!)

Play for free (in-browser!) here:
sheeplike.itch.io/hero-of-shal...