lex shatterball

what if you were walking down the street and a beautiful woman told you to do the bartman

The new pride flag colours:

Purple
Purple
Purple
Red
Orange
Low res jpg of a pirate ship
Blue

i've used the elgato wave 3 for four years at this point, i've never had a single problem with it

and now our global socialist caliphate begins

birthday today

just found out that this is the plot of THE MUSIC MAN

i played this game after taking a gummy once and i got so scared i thought the dinosaurs were real

to quote the great Curse on backloggd: "the rejection of trespasser is the rejection of the impossible dream of the future; the dismissal of a project that promised the moon and the stars and wouldn't come back empty-handed. things could have been different.. but i doubt you can even imagine it"

SATURDAY NIGHT: a bad movie, but at least rachel sennott

do not take these people seriously

i'm sorry but HEAT is one of like, five movies total where i genuinely cannot imagine any kind of coherent critique against it

bleeds out on snowy steps like in blade runner but the polish miles davis statue is looming over me the whole time

Get 'em Shalla

goddammit man

there are many reasons to be upset at the passing of darwyn cooke, but one of the biggest ones is that he never got to do three hundred more parker comics

i have no idea who will start tomorrow but I Do Not Trust Them Anymore

there's literally no universe where the mariners make it to the world series without having to go through two playoff series that end with winner-take-all games. they are the Job of the baseball world - everything must be incredibly difficult and weird and painful

shohei's 10 strikeouts and moonshot home run distances were really just for style points. short of pitching a complete game he completely maxed out all channels through which he could deliver objective value, so he poured his leftover brilliance into knocking out side quests. it seems impossible

those two or three days when it looked like the m's had even the smallest chance of grabbing him as a free agent were pure bliss

he's probably the greatest baseball player to ever live btw

GENO SUAREZ LEGACY GAME BABYYYYYYYY

first good decision xbox has made in about 15 years was hiring cameron winter to do a springsteen cover for an ad selling their $1000 piece of shit handheld that has office pre-installed on it

having a depressive episode and then an athlete i like says some shit like "losses are part of the game" and i feel like i just came out of years of therapy in vienna

alright this game never happened actually

ready for castillo to start tomorrow!

YouTube video by DAngeloVEVO D'Angelo and The Vanguard - The Charade (Audio)

rip to an unbelievable artist youtu.be/T3CunfPYkME?...

now i have to wonder - are our pitchers are really that good or are the yankees staff really that bad

THANK FUCKING GOD