The American Dream

Things Jeff loves:
His chicken fried
Cold Beer on a Friday night
Pair of Jeans that fit just right
The radio up
Listening to the Zac Brown Band

Won’t or can’t run block. Won’t go over the middle. Can’t catch anything with heat on it. Trade him to SF so he can get back to catching Mac’s soft tosses.

Ex-lusives

Fuck the world, go Jags! We want all the smoke you fucking 49er fucks! Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvaaaaaalllllll!

I always appreciate my boyhood idol still bringing the goods. As much as J Crew Johnny disgusts me today, he was one of the best in the biz for about a decade. If he didn’t have to deal with the untimely death of Oscar Tavarez, I feel like it could have ended differently.

Great video Bernie. I’m worried Florida might see how successful Coach Drink has been at an SEC Outpost and really come hard for him after they fire Napier. But that’s a problem for another day.

Friendly reminder, you don’t have to fake grief, support and outrage for a piece of shit that wouldn’t do the same if he looked at your voter registration card. Because if he saw the D word on yours, celebrate your death with his buddies.

You’re out of your McFucking Mind thinking I will ever pay $5 for a snack wrap, @mcdonaldsjp.bsky.social

1 McCrispy tender
Lettuce
Cheese
Sauce
Tortilla

That’s a Ray Croc of shit.

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My kids hate turning off the lights more than Republicans hate helping the less fortunate, President Dumbfuck hates exercise and Autistic Nazi hates contraception. Combined.

Congrats to you and yours from a fellow 4/24 wedding haver. My marriage is currently heading to the DMV to get its learners permit. And can hopefully drive the Mrs and I home from River and Post this evening. 🤣

When did Joey go on the cocaine diet? I just saw him 3 weeks ago and he had the “favorite Italian uncle” look down to an art form.

Friendly reminder from your old pal Jimbo: wear sun protection as much as possible. Otherwise you might end up like me and have to get cancer cut out of you every couple of months. For the rest of your days on Earth.
#ChicksDigScars

This is an anti Jaguars account moving forward. These fucking losers will never get it right.

Second time visiting Raleigh, can’t say enough good things. They have exactly what your mom is looking for.

With all the Elon layoffs and all the airplane disasters, are there enough agents to investigate all of them?

What are things Tom says to Ben every day about ICE

We had a great evening celebrating Ben

Hanging with my pal on his 41st

We had 4 god damn years of embarrassing press conference and 51% of the voting public decided they wanted 4 more because eggs were expensive. This is why I welcome nuclear winter.

Even if the Jags had hired Coen after the first interview I don’t think the Bucs would have let him hire any of their assistants.

Which is their prerogative, as Bobby Brown would say.

That would require you to move back to Jax. You’re not doing that. 😒

Pops and I both hard our junk handled by 50 year old women this morning. Guessing his was more fun.

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So who else got their groin ultrasound’d this morning while being tortured with extremist radio playing as your soundtrack? Just me?

Needless to say, I don’t foresee myself here for very long. Because I don’t give one single fuck about video game development and that is literally all I see.

a man with a beard is wearing sunglasses in front of a microphone and says chill out bro ALT: a man with a beard is wearing sunglasses in front of a microphone and says chill out bro

This god forsaken app asked my interests when I created my account. Had I known every 3rd post I see would be about video games, I would have never said they interest me. JFC

He finally opened the Dr Seuss collection me and the Boys got him last year for his birthday. 🥹

First Jax bar I ever went to, didn’t even live here. Not sure I ever made it back after 06.

My irrational hatred of all things Buffalo has me rooting for Mahomes and the Chiefs. And just so we’re clear it’s been fuck Buffalo since 91. Go sit in the corner and watch your wife get fucked again, you dickless cucks.

Got to see almost all my people tonight. Dr Gage, Kelli, and The Heeters couldn’t make it to Ocho’s 50th but otherwise it was a great evening.