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I bet there’s a lot of parents of 30-something year old millennials being like “I guess they didn’t change their mind about not wanting kids…….”

i've thought about this post every day since i've seen it

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Seeing people online trying to argue that this clip from Mobile Suit Gundam: Hathaway’s Flash isn’t political and is not inspired by real world politics at all so I will present it here with no commentary so you can come to your own conclusion

like I never tried to be that person when I had 4k+ followers but I was seriously like "AND WHO ARE YOU?" JDFHSLKJFHLKJ

remembering one time when some dipshit came into my DMs accusing me of "copying" his vanilla mashup mod when I'd literally never seen him or his mods in my entire fucking life

lmao SE did spoilers worse than that with the fuckin “papalymo’s final witness” title

image of a cat's face inside a big star. The text below the star cat says: they hate in me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas.

this image has been on my mind all day. powerful energy.

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that

you can't have fandom clout & also not be able to take any criticism whatsoever lol

If I explain this to cis people they will look at me like I’m insane, because *this is a manifestly insane thing to have happened in real life*.

like I’m so fucking tired but I’m also so fucking angry and I can’t fucking believe it, and that’s just The Trans Experience in AD 2026, huh

Tamagotchi - now biblically accurate!

ser miku

LET ME INNNNNNN

the idea of a 28 year old saying they're "too old" for something makes me want to jeff the kill myself

AMAZING, I make a mashup mod for the first time in 500 years and it’s when FFXIV had hot fixes so I can’t TEST IT

My main was always pretty polite and calm at first too, a good way to keep people engaged is to have your character interested in who they are, everybody loves talking about their OC!! Things can fall into place naturally after that

At the risk of being a hammer to which everything is a nail, social media has destroyed the brains of millions of well meaning people, including many many people on the left. They’re just as brain poisoned as the archetypal MAGA uncle scrolling Facebook. This whole discourse is an example.

ffxiv gear preview window showing the cozy valentione shoes with the stitching dyed yellow to resemble doc marten boots

@ all the gay people in my phone: very pleased to report that if you dye the second channel for the cozy valentione shoes honey yellow you can give your character doc marten chelsea boots :)

anyone want to come over? we can stand across from each other and do this

why have so many men decided that the 70s porn mustache is the look they should go for nowadays

Defund ICE.
Disable the grift.
Disempower the Epstein class.
Defy authoritarianism.
Discredit Trumpism.
Deconstruct MAGA.
Defeat the GOP.

Thank you for your attention to these matters.

A scribbly drawing of angry looking white cat holding a big kitchen knife. Text underneath him reads “get the fuck out of our communities.”

#iceout

bun committing arson on an ice cube

🐇🔥🧊

Reminder that your platforms/audiences are your stage. when you see a clear grift or rage bait, showing them off to MORE people just helps the grift. Attention is what they want. When you give them your stage, it's free advertising.

Your stage and time are precious. Don't give them to a grifter.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

An American citizen is in far more danger from an ICE agent than from an undocumented immigrant and it isn’t even close.

really gay of me to realize how much i relate to till alien stage in a lot of ways LMAOOOOO

when I want to watch pink but my bitch roommate wants to watch green