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β€œSir, this is an Arby’s” Once booted from the hell site because my governor had a side piece and I had jokes. A chapter of my life story is chronicled in legal textbooks. I’m just praying for the lord to deliver me from these pick sixes. πŸ“Charleston

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This sequel of Little Shop of Horrors is pretty weird, and a lot darker than the original

15.11.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whether it’s Barack Obama, appearing in a tan suit or Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Jeffrey Epsteinβ€˜s emails, both presidents made some highly controversial appearances.

15.11.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 964    πŸ” 163    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 7

It hasn't been confirmed who 'Bubba' is; however, it is the nickname of former President Bill Clinton who had a decades long close relationship to both Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump.

14.11.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 593    πŸ” 188    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 34
10th-Grade Prodigy Studying Mathematics At 10th-Grade Level

10th-Grade Prodigy Studying Mathematics At 10th-Grade Level

10th-Grade Prodigy Studying Mathematics At 10th-Grade Level https://theonion.com/10th-grade-prodigy-studying-mathematics-at-10th-grade-l-1819577209/

13.11.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1181    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 7

Hey uh, reporters… anybody working on that β€œwhich holidays did Trump spend with pedophiles” story yet?

13.11.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump spent his first Thanksgiving after getting elected President with Jeffrey Epstein. 2017.

13.11.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 976    πŸ” 313    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 54
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Exclusive: Trump administration holds Situation Room meeting over House effort to force release of all of DOJ’s Epstein files | CNN Politics Top Trump administration officials met Wednesday with a key GOP lawmaker about an effort in the US House to force a vote on releasing Justice Department case files related to Jeffrey Epstein, accordin...

Trump lured Lauren Boebert to an in-person meeting in the Situation Room, instead of calling her on the phone, because he knew all her electronic devices would be confiscated before entry, so she couldn't record anything embarrassing or incriminating.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/12/p...

12.11.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2240    πŸ” 780    πŸ’¬ 128    πŸ“Œ 43
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Jason Kelce, you wonderful, sweet, sentimental man. Dammit

11.11.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm reminded of a notable year in history. 1789.

10.11.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or maybe Senate Democrats are aware of how pissed off voters will be?

This alleged deal guarantees a BILLION dollars in spending for security and police at the Capitol, and then a pinky promise to hold a vote on ACA subsidies that will surely lose.

Not sure a billion will even be enough but OK.

09.11.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1483    πŸ” 401    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 32

Confession: When I see a poolside selfie of someone lying on their stomach, I imagine they just faceplanted after tripping over a pool noodle

09.11.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking on it a bit more, the show as described would be like Boston Legal for the BRAVO crowd

08.11.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have no idea what this show, and its spinoff, are about, but I would watch a season of it. Them.

08.11.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.

Gen Z women aren't playing around.

05.11.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 20531    πŸ” 3694    πŸ’¬ 359    πŸ“Œ 351

It won’t. And we will be able to spend the next year telling everyone every day that Republicans and Trump ruined Christmas and they’re the reason there were no presents under many trees this year

I love this for them

05.11.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.

Follow AP for live updates.

05.11.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 49412    πŸ” 10440    πŸ’¬ 564    πŸ“Œ 1394
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

05.11.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 19886    πŸ” 5914    πŸ’¬ 268    πŸ“Œ 747
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Jury selection begins in the trial of D.C.'s 'sandwich guy' Sean Dunn went viral this summer for throwing a salami sub at a Customs and Border Protection agent.

NEW: Jury selection begins in the trial of sandwich guy today. The prosecutors are accusing him of "throwing a meat sandwich" at "point-blank range."

POINT-BLANK RANGE πŸ’€ www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

03.11.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9890    πŸ” 2558    πŸ’¬ 1451    πŸ“Œ 460

So polls have Mamdani anywhere from +5 to +26. Can it be closer to the +26 just for entertainment value inside the Beltway?

04.11.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.

by Ezra Klein

04.11.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4957    πŸ” 773    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 32
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Mace blames cops for her airport meltdown: "In the political environment we have today, there's no room for error when it comes to security... yes, I did confront those who did not show up to do the job. My safety was put at risk... mediocrity when it comes to airport security will not be tolerated"

03.11.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1696    πŸ” 345    πŸ’¬ 780    πŸ“Œ 189

If you're watching MNF, you know Jerry Jones popped a handful of them blue pills earlier in the night as a prep for this anthem trumpet scene

04.11.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?

TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is

O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.

TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it

03.11.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9205    πŸ” 3312    πŸ’¬ 1565    πŸ“Œ 1529

This is well done.

31.10.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 373    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2
BREAKING NEWS
Trump orders Pentagon to begin testing nuclear weapons 'immediately' The U.S. voluntarily halted nuclear explosive testing in 1992, though it has the ability to resume tests at a site in Nevada.
Oct. 29, 2025, 9:46 PM EDT
by Katherine Doyle | NBC NEWS

BREAKING NEWS Trump orders Pentagon to begin testing nuclear weapons 'immediately' The U.S. voluntarily halted nuclear explosive testing in 1992, though it has the ability to resume tests at a site in Nevada. Oct. 29, 2025, 9:46 PM EDT by Katherine Doyle | NBC NEWS

I’m watching the Netflix nuclear war movie right now and saw this lol anyway wear your nice clothes now, don’t save them

30.10.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 224    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 18

You ever think: What if the 1950s were the exact same except they all had cellphones and social media?

30.10.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He campaigned on locally sourced juice? Damn. The guy running for office at my high school was running on a platform of optional Fridays, and pizza day in the cafeteria wasn't one slice per person, but one pie per person.

27.10.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump official admits β€˜many’ targeted drug boats lacked capacity to even reach US: report A senior U.S. official admitted that many of the sea vessels targeted by the Trump administration suspected of drug trafficking did not have the motor capacity or necessary gasoline to reach the United States, according to a report from Drop Site News.The Trump administration has ramped up hostiliti...

A senior U.S. official admitted that many of the sea vessels targeted by the Trump administration suspected of drug trafficking did not have the motor capacity or necessary gasoline to reach the United States, according to a report from Drop Site News.

27.10.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 8

What in the middle-aged Tamagotchi...

27.10.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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