Abby

I would feel bad about being late for work, but the DOW broke 50k sooo

SANDI WHAT

🎉BIG NEWS! 🎉 In honor of #BlackHistoryMonth, the e-book of Fire in the Whole is available FREE on Amazon during February! #exvangelical #antiracism #deconstruction #spiritualabuse

The Grim Reaper has horrible aim. 💔

someone in a nail polish subreddit created a shade that matches the one in this photo and is selling it on etsy so she can afford to buy her boyfriend a bulletproof vest to wear while doing ICE watch at home depot. we live in hell but we are going to fucking win.

DHS has shot 12 people during immigration enforcement operations since September:

RTs are not endorsements...

I am watching what is happening in Minneapolis on Ali Velshi and one of the ICE officers (off camera) literally says, “It’s like Call of Duty. Pretty cool huh?” as they shoot whatever it is they are shooting. Agents walking around, guns unholstered for no reason. This is insanity

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Reposting with alt text. Stay safe everyone. 🙏🏻

Preparedness tips National Weather Service is asking media partners to pass along for both the snow/ice and cold.

Unfortunately I am familiar with him as well lol, I was trying to play devil’s advocate to Lindsay’s son 😅

Mister Whomst??

I’m so proud of you, friend ❤️

Yesterday I saw an entire public transportation bus in DC advertising L. Ron Hubbard’s book, and respectfully, what the fuck? 🥲

I don't know how to call my reps over this because I think at this point, it will just be picking up the phone, yelling "AHHHHHHHHHHHH," leaving my zipcode, and hanging up.

The holidays are so stressful. Who could have foreseen the exact same events happening on the exact same calendar day every year?

I was only a paralegal for 1.5 years with no formal certification or anything and even I know how redact a freaking PDF. ☠️

Cancel me, take my exvangelical card now, but I still think Casting Crowns’ version of “I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day” is a banger

Tweet / X post from Muntadhar al-Zaidi @muntazer_zaidi “Hhhh thankfully” Quote tweeting Abby @abby_e_o “This is a recurring event in my calendar laughing crying face emoji” Screenshot of calendar event “December 14 Event Details Edit George Bush Shoe Day Sunday, Dec 14, 2025 All day Repeats yearly Calendar: Family Calendar Alert: None”

I’m not saying I’m having a perfect A+ day, but I am definitely saying that Muntadhar al-Zaidi retweeting me on George Bush Shoe Day™️ was quite the serotonin boost

The People Who Saw George Bailey (Even When He Was Kind of a Jerk) Don't just look for the helpers. Be one.

Last Christmas I wrote about the community that surrounded George Bailey, who saw him at his best and at his worst, and showed up for him anyway. "It's a Wonderful Life" isn’t just the story of one man. www.amy-colleen.com/p/the-people...

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

FIFA today, FAFO tomorrow

Lindsay, what’s the deal here

I’ll say it: Olivia Nuzzi is an inspiration. While most successful people my age feed my imposter syndrome, she continues to help me realize that there is actually no bottom. Average zennial women across the nation thank you for your morale-boosting service, Olivia. 🫡

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I did an informal poll on this in my Instagram stories last week! If I get a chance, I’m going to do a quick spreadsheet with all the data a little later. I’ll share it with you if you’re interested!