Christopher Miller, Mr. Generic

The ‘Peace President’ killed six more people off the coast of Venezuela this morning. We have no evidence other than his word that they were a threat to anyone, anywhere and also release the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention in this matter!

They are terrified of the No Kings rallies and doing everything they can to discredit them.

If you're on the fence about going, just think of how much it'll piss off these assholes.

For as little as I care about MLB, my cheering interest for the MIL/LA series is the AL.

Presenting the plague of frogs on Portland. And yes, I choose to believe God has a sense of humor & is laughing at this too.

There’s no better way to show how absurd a bully is than to ridicule their absurdity. Kudos to Portlanders! Stand United & keep exercising your 1A right to protest tyranny!❤️✊🏽

Laura.
You live in MN.
You know better than that.

This is a great thread, but I plucked this from the middle, because this is the *exact* logic rural people have used about cities for almost 75 years now. And because we didn't pay attention, it's now weaponized.

Hey, guess what! "Self-deporting" isn't safe either! We may as well fight for our neighbors!

Men would rather collapse a government than go to therapy

federal agents stealing children and sending them south. where have i heard about that before?

If we really put our heads together and keep the evening of December 24 clear, I am convinced we can Christmas Carol this man.

Finally might get some Montanans to wake tf up.

“WHOAH! Be careful not to step in that pile of shit there!” exclaimed the man pulling his pants back up.

New levels of hell: just got an email from our local AYSO cancelling today’s youth soccer games because ICE is at the Home Depot across from the soccer fields at James Park in Evanston.

It’s endlessly depressing watching all these tech oligarchs try and convince themselves they’re geniuses instead of people who just happened to benefit from capitalism requiring their products and then the entire political and banking system gassing them up with with free money and tireless support.

Three versions of this for me:

Clergy: Pastor, can we talk?

Post office: There's still more packages.

Camp cook: Is this gluten free?

AND in a grand irony to this conversation, the bulletin and hymnal had the Alt lyrics, but the screens had the originals. Mass confusion!

And the original: hymnary.org/text/praise_...

FOR EXAMPLE, today's opening hymn for worship (in 5 min):

I think this actually makes a good point:

Who do you think "the machine" is, ruining your life?

There's different answers!

Because not everyone is happy that they won.

The ELCA hymnals ('79 LBW, '05ish ELW) have this habit of doing a "alt." version of certain lyrics, that aren't in the actual translation. That'd be the problematic one for a number of congregations.

Asked by Kristen Welker on Meet the Press this morning whether the White House was seriously considering invoking the Insurrection Act, Vice President Vance said, "The president is looking at all his options."

And dear GOD, does this apply in congregations too.

#wild Ted DiBiase Kaprizov with the goal!