(Invader) Tim

I didn't have any lunch and our new vending machines have crazy options, such as premade chicken sandwiches. I was the one brave (or stupid) enough to try it.

It very much was 😵💀

I can now say that I've eaten a chicken sandwich out of a vending machine...

0/10 I do not recommend it. I am more sodium than man

Hearing golden being played at the gym is hilarious to me

Not me genuinely considering buying a fireman's helmet and bringing it to work cause of all the fires I put out

burnout #sketch

sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive

Dissatisfied with earthly comedy, Pomni the court jester exchanges her soul to the devil for the ‘Ethereal joke’ just to find out he only knows lame slapstick.

Now, Pomni must help this loser fulfill the contract and escape the deal.
#funnybunny

Today's frog is the galaxy frog.

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Holy Crap guys Ive got merch! Everything on the site is art that I myself have drawn aside from the Halloween image in the earlier items. Im so excited to share this and ALL money earned from merch goes directly into my GoFundMe to help me get to the UK!
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xmanic-pixiex-shop.fourthwall.com

a man in a wrestling ring with a referee behind him . ALT: a man in a wrestling ring with a referee behind him .

Had me like

All the technological advancements and we still have to make people nearly choke just to get X-rays of ones teeth....

I really was hoping it would be easier than when I was a kid but apparently it's worse as an adult

🫂

I love saying things to see my coworkers reactions. Today's best was
"There are several people whose dreams I would ruin. Optimus Prime would never be on that list"

#sunset #travel #nature #photography #landscape

This building is a former church, but I don’t really remember. What is in there now there’s an Alone street light reflected on the icy bricks and a lone bicycle parked in the foreground.

Good morning from Haarlem.

#GoodMorningFromHaarlem

OH BANANA

Kermit the frog sitting on a log surrounded by flowers Text: "what radicalised you?" empathy bro, literally just wanting people to be treated like human beings

Princess Prilla and Her Pretty Pink Pump Amazon.com: Princess Prilla and Her Pretty Pink Pump: 9798349223624: Brianna, Anikatrina: Books

Do you have a little one in your life who is feeling alone because they have to use an insulin pump?

If so, you may wanna get them this book! It's written by a friend of mine. She channeled her childhood shame into an empowering story to help kids! How cool!
#Diabetes #Diabesties

I miss when you could pay 1.99 or so for an app game that was both a full game and something that remind you of flash games

Now there's just so much slop filled with ads and other ways to nickle and dime you for everything you have. I respect those developers who chose to make fun games for fun

White Squall, by Stan Rogers, is a truly beautiful and sorrowful song that weve loved for years and took great joy in getting to sing! We have a kickstarter for our next album, Ends of the Earth… White Squall by Stan Rogers | The Longest Johns

And alongside that (extremely cool) Kickstarter news, we've got a new video for Stan Rogers' White Squall that premieres at 6pm UTC! Click yourself on over to Youtube to catch that
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVnR...

#TheLongestJohns #FolkMusic #StanRogers #Shanty

It's the brain eater living under your bed. Don't worry. His name is Dennis and he's fine. Hes very nice, he just eats brains if he doesn't get his usual crossword or sudoku puzzles

An illustration of a Lebo minifig designed to look like T34SP00N, a fairy vtuber with blue hair and wings

Fun fact, I'm a MASSIVE fan of #Lego stuff, and even made art of a model I wanted to get made, when I thought I'd be streaming more builds. As a treat for #NationalLegoDay yall get to see!

This is so cute!!

New head cannon is he secretly ships them. He was waiting eagerly for confirmation

Woke up to my phone alarm playing vox dei and Easy, so I heard Vagi's "Shut up you know that I love you" followed by "This angel admits it!"

Honestly I just need a new job, my gf to be down here, my own place and therapy

Pretty much in that exact order

More mentally, not physically hot

No, just mentally running at like 300 miles a second and this I feel hot