Megan

a man in a suit and tie says i just feel like my heart is going to burst because it 's full of rainbow ALT: a man in a suit and tie says i just feel like my heart is going to burst because it 's full of rainbow

Work Friend: I finished OFMD this weekend.

Me: *reaching out to cup her hand in mine* …and?

WF: I loved it! I want to watch it again!

Me: Watch it. Watch it again. Watch it a million times. Let the pirate brain rot consume you. Join me in this madness.

So fun to meet you!!

I love this for you! 🥰

a group of gay pirates on a rooftop bar in Indianapolis

Rhys in Indianapolis crew 🍊🏴‍☠️💙💜

These are so good! What an amazing night!

It was so wonderful to meet you and everyone else!!

The stage of Helium Comedy Club in Indianapolis, Indiana.

Previously I stated if I ever sat front row at a Rhys Darby show I would expire and tonight was that night.

Here lies Megan. She fangirled too close to the sun.

So excited for you!! It was a small crowd last night—which makes sense for a week night. I hope tonight is a full house! Have the best time!

Safe travels! Which show are you going to? I’ll be at the 8:30 tomorrow evening!

I’m screaming! This is an amazing idea. 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 Commemorative t-shirts every year!!

Where do I co-sign? Because YES! 🙌🏻

His voice though—I can’t explain it—it moves me. I feel it in my soul.

Awkward yet adorable woman and Rhys Darby fan in a green jumpsuit standing next to a chalkboard wall that says “The Showroom: Rhys Darby.”

Selfie of an awkward yet adorable woman and Rhys Darby fan in green with the stage behind her. If she were any closer to the front, she probably would have puked.

Photo from the second row of Helium Comedy Club in St. Louis, Missouri.

Delightful night in the Lou seeing @rhysiedarby.bsky.social and expanding @wrigglemania.bsky.social’s lexicon when it comes to badges/buttons/pins/flair. Thanks for the laughs and coming back to the Midwest! 💕

Adorable Rhys Darby fan dressed in green and holding up four sticker designs she hopes to hand out to other fans.

If you’re going to be at Rhys’ 7:15 show tonight in St. Louis come say hi to me! I have seven sticker designs I’ll be sharing with fellow pirates! 🏴‍☠️ 💕

Driving 4 hours (round trip) to see Rhys in St. Louis tonight and then again in Indy on Saturday. I should get caught up on podcasts but I’d rather listen to a podfic. Drop your recommendations! Completed ones only please! I’m not good at WIPs.

I’ve now convinced a 5th person to watch #OFMD. She texted me tonight to tell me she’s on Season 1 Episode 3 and is dying laughing then asked “why is Blackbeard so hot?” I said, “GIRL, don’t get me started. Idk how it’s legal to that beautiful. Just wait until Season 2.”

Stede is the manic pixie dream guy btw 🦄

I’m the first two-time winner of my Big Brother Draft! CHAMPERS!? 🍾 🎉 💵 #BB27 #BigBrother27

Oh, that’s one of my favorites! 💕💞💕 Enjoy!!

Every other year I chaperone an international trip. This summer we went to Italy. In 2027, we’re going to to AoNZ and Australia after I soft launched the idea over the last year. Proof that being a squeaky wheel works. Keep squeaking, friends! 🏴‍☠️ 💕

'Infodumping' is out, 'Autism Announcement' is in.

He’s just so happy to see them!
😍🥰😍

Do it!!! 💕 it’s my summer guilty pleasure!!

Incredible!!!

Absolutely. From start to finish. Perfection.

Reserve your good faith only for those who deserve it

I need Rhys Darby to drive me around AoNZ telling me facts

Too short? Not too short?