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There's no internet connection, the cat is hiding in the wardrobe, and I have no idea where anything is, but

Operation Move House 2026 is (mostly) complete 😎

Dang, and I thought Hornblower was gay 😅

OHHHHHH and Ed thinks here we go again yum yum

He would still take seven sugars in his tea

This is delicious! Ed loves him but he's so fed up with Stede being a flake and seemingly obsessed with his image. And then over the course of the story Stede "becomes a man" (thank you Alex Sherman) and Ed softens bit by bit

I welcome any and all variations on this theme!

Although honestly he didn't do too badly in S2? He does need to impress Ed ... er, present a capable face though

It was an idle thought that has become a need thanks to Mari!

How's he supposed to set a vibe for the day if he's wearing the same outfit all the time???

He has to get his own refreshments?! (Bless him but Stede would absolutely be a diva)

Ed: I see you managed to get your shirt off [trying to appear unbothered, failing]

Oh my goddddd 💀
Or "IT'S A ROCK! IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY VULNERABLE SPOTS!!!"

Alternatively: Archie. For the chaos.

The Sea made flesh, why not 😌

Now this is interesting bc I'd put Izzy in the Sigourney Weaver role and Ed as Rickman (he doesn't die. nobody dies except bad guys)
Solely for the gag of Izzy's costume getting more revealing over the course of the story (yes it's a visual gag, no I don't care it's still funny)

This this this!!! TV star Stede who's blind to his own irrelevance until: INTERGALACTIC INTRIGUE? Give me it!

Oh 💯, no question
But then who plays his tentacle girlfriend

Entertain me with your thoughts please. I'm moving house and the movers are here and they're *touching my stuff*

#OFMD Galaxy Quest AU send skeet

Take an antihistamine! It might be that your estrogen level is out of whack with your progesterone, and that can trigger hives or a rash.

A digital art piece that shows two hands reaching in from the left and right of the frame, each holding a glass with gilt trim. The hand on the left belongs to Stede Bonnet, he has a green turquoise ring on, and the hand on the right belongs to Edward Teach. He has two golden rings and a leather half-glove on with silver diamond shaped studs. they are clinking their glasses together in a 'cheers.'

Co-captains? (We said the same thing!)
Just gonna keep making my gay little arts. Try to find the joy where you can, you know? #ofmd

That's hormones for ya. Going through similar stuff now myself. At least it's over and you can recover now.

Yes

I LOVE THIS SONG

I had a week last October that was pretty good 🙃

Yay! I hope you treated yourself afterwards!

Solid choice tbh

wtf y'all, making fun of how someone looks IS. NOT. A. TOOL. FOR. FIGHTING. FASCISM!! It's just mean!! it's just bullying!! it's only going to alienate *checks notes* everyone with a corporeal human form!! which is, *checks notes* everyone!!🖖

Can you elaborate on this?

Also: back up your stuff!